Carrotsarelies - I Make Up Lies When My Friends Ask To Meet Up

Alternative scene from ep9. Eddie clearly wanted to say something but stopped himself. So here you go.

GUYS I HOPE NO ONE ELSE DID THIS YET

this is legit the funniest thing i've ever made

What are your favourite ao3 sexter fics?

anon ily so much. here u go mwah

arsenic and old friends by mielipieli - AHHHHHHHHHHHH. that time when erskine poisoned saracen to learn his discipline except saracen is actually a sensitive. CONCERNED DEXTER! this fic makes me want to kill people its so good. one of my fave dead men fics in general

way down we go by dafirenze and jackswest - i thought this was a cowboy au. its not but its still very good! unfinished as of now, and the secter doesnt get very far (and both are introduced much later) but i am a sucker for period typical internalised homophobia <3 all the characters are super interesting (but larrikin isnt there)

(everything past this is just listed by when it was uploaded to ao3)

you and me by wildeisms - POST TDOTL FLUFF!!! no angst here baby only jokes and recovery

the bet by klstarre - actually i rec all of klstarres sexter fics but this one is less angsty more humour and i like it :3

aries rising by astrodisea - i promise im nearly done with the post tdotl fics i just really like them. more recovery fluff!

lord vexington by protectoroffaeries - i am not one for hp aus but! i thought this one was really cute! maybe im biased cause i think dexters cute but. oh well

on good terms by cirrusgrey - MORE RECOV- im kidding. post night of knives, the joys of miscommunication!

lie to me - ITS NOT ANGSTY I PROMISE its very cute, pre canon sexter reminiscing :3

smoke gets in your eyes by soupmetaphors - YES YESYESYES. preslash reimagining of how saracen and dexter met. very very nice ending scene :D

out in the open by sunflower_saracen - you can never have enough post todtl healing. very sweet. im running out of descriptors

better to have three februaries than a spring like this by printedwithsoyink - reunion fics. mmmm. ive reread this one a lot, set during the first book. healing i think!

my heart will barefaced lie by carloabay - MORE WAR ERA FIC YAY i love pining

star-crossed by swordfaery - the only sow fic! this is just part of sow from saracens pov it hurts me but its still cute somehow

YOU hates terfs

Dean and Cas are both nightmare PTA parents, because their usual personality issues are switched. In this setting, dean is the one who causes problems on purpose (flirting with pta moms, homewrecking) and cas is the one who is like “i must control everything.” 

The slippery slope of shared involvement in this organization is that cas develops a vendetta against a rival mom named Helen, and takes dean, who is just having a fun time flirting with the moms & being a homewrecker, and recruits him to run interference and gather intelligence on her campaign for PTA presidency while CAS launches his OWN ruthless campaign for PTA presidency. 

Importantly, nobody knows the first thing about either of them,

because they are trying to live simultaneously in the smalltown settled-down world and also their world of incredible violence

Nobody knows what the angry trenchcoat dad’s deal is because they have never had a normal conversation with him 

but the moms speculate WILDLY about dean

and they hear weird things from their kids who know Jack

But in order for the scheme to work, none of these women know that Cas and Dean are associated with the same kid, never mind with each other.

So,

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larrikin, seeing shudder summon a gist that rips out of his chest and annihilates everyone in the room,

fear street 1994 in a nutshell:

Apollo with his official art hairstyle, his Percy Jackson's Greek Gods hairstyle, and his Lester Papadopoulos hairstyle.

Which one is your favourite?

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