cassandrawarnedyou

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

Grew up very very catholic like had catechism 2 days a week pioneer girls(girls scouts if they didn’t sell cookies and instead taught you to be a good wife) 2 days a week and mass on Wednesdays and Sundays type. I had this children’s book of bible story’s in which I read (1 Kings 3:16–28) and was apparently inconsolable

alrighty, pope's dead. share your most memorable Childhood Catholic Trauma in the notes

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

So, in case you haven't heard, dump is planning to throw a military parade for his 79th birthday, costing hundred of millions of dollars while the stock market and global economy continue to crash because of his tariffs.

Now, I'm not saying anyone should do anything

HOWEVER

One of those soldiers has the chance to be the greatest hero in modern history

✨ in this house it’s always fuck censorship ✨

Fuck off you filthy orange animal.

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

Do you get it now? Without due process, everyone is at risk. How are you going to prove your citizenship otherwise?

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

The dichotomy of Brennan helping with ability score rolls for newer players:

Titan Takedown: Preps high-level base stats for the cast, with everyone having a 20 in their two most relevant ability scores and no one really having a genuine dump stat (no one's character has below a 14/+2 modifier in any ability), which allows the players to play to their class strengths and not have to worry about fucking up as much in a shorter, tighter campaign.

Fantasy High: Ally Beardsley rolls a 4 for Kristen's Dex and has to live with with the consequences of that for 6+ years

and here's what you missed on game changer

"red-pill" "snowflake" everything about v for vendetta...fascists really do love to steal and bastardize culture from the queer people they are trying to destroy

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

“m/m is more popular because most shippers are women and most women are straight so they want to read about men since they are attracted to them” is such a stupid fucking take. as if lesbians aren’t instigating category five fujo events all over the place all damn day. as if shipping isn’t about characterization and dynamics as much if not more than like, what cartoon you want to fuck. ladies it’s time to grow up and lez out!!!

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.