All The #joever Memes Have Just Made Me Realize It Was Prounounced Like "over" And Not "forever"...

idc if this sounds stupid but my newest favorite thing in the world that i just discovered on monday is the white chocolate bergamot mocha from the case study coffee roasters around the block from du's grill in portland

what does crying while watching the same jim and pam edit on loop mean

so you know how i was dreading the hangout on friday? well what if it goes well and he invites me to a kickback with his friends who r all very rich too and i get to be friends with a bunch of rich people in a good way and find a rich boyfriend like what if bc that sounds really fun to me

ugh almost got ASSAULTED by a bee ew like keep your chubby furry body away from me

aaaaaaaaaand then after ur emo break someone makes everything feel okay <3 i love my manager sometimes

you ever saved a reel to show someone but instead of your friend it's you in the future and you're stifling laughter imagining future you stumbling upon the reel and remembering this moment because i just did

no bc i was thinking abt this the other day when sk8r boi came on... how did i casually forget about my obsession with having a skater boyfriend when that used to be all i thought about when it came to men

so storytime. last august i met up with my cousin and his friend who had just moved up here, but tbh i didn't really have fun (probs has to do with the fact that they grew up in a Very different tax bracket and we thus have Very different views on life, politics, morals, etc....). so when he requested to follow me on instagram i ignored it for like. two months until i felt bad and accepted and followed him back. he then dm'd (just to clarify, he has a gf i think he's just lonely in a new city and would like a friend) and we dm'd a little until i decided to just ghost him bc i was so over it :D fast forward to last week i was feeling guiltier than usual about my past actions and decided to just dm him back feigning apologies. and now we're hanging out friday and he wants my number to determine the time? like why sir we r communicating just fine via instagram. i don't need another form of communication through which i must ghost you when neither of us have fun on friday. so anyways i hate myself

stonks

just realized what i want- i want someone who will be there for me when i wake up drunk at 4:21am and refuse to watch anything but sam raimi's spider-man