Poor Kirk. Poor Poor Kirk.

me: i have decided that i want to focus solely on norwegian and japanese because two languages is more than enough for me to concentrate on at one time

my dumbass brain: okay but consider this. finnish. icelandic. tswana. irish. georgian. korean. ukrainian. cornish. gaulish. swahili. arabic. faroese. serbian. greenlandic. hungarian. old norse.

New movie!! *bangs pans*

if tumblr ever dies for real we should just all move into an underground sewer system and write on the walls it's the same thing really

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

“Hey Enki did you hear? You failed the coin toss”

A Brief Guide to the Celtic Languages

(This guide focuses on the insular Celtic language family)

There are two main branches of Insular Celtic: Brythonic (P-Celtic) and Goidelic/Gaelic (Q-Celtic).

Brythonic (P-Celtic)

The surviving Brythonic languages are Welsh (Cymraeg), Cornish (Kernewek) and Breton (Brezhoneg). They are spoken in Wales (Cymru), Cornwall (Kernow) and Brittany (Breizh) respectively. Brythonic languages were originally spoken throughout Great Britain, and there were attempts to revive some of them, such as Cumbric (Cumbraek), but they have been largely unsuccessful. The remnants of these now dead languages can be found in the sheep scoring systems of the north of England (I recommend researching the folk group Yan Tan Tether, particularly the song Old Molly Metcalfe).

Goidelic/Gaelic (Q-Celtic)

The modern Goidelic (sometimes called Gaelic) languages are Irish (Gaeilge), Scottish Gaelic (Gàidhlig) and Manx (Gaelg/Gailck). They are spoken in Ireland (Éire), Scotland (Alba) and The Isle of Man (Mannin/Ellan Vannin). Scottish Gaelic is sometimes referred to as just "Gaelic", unlike Irish which is only ever called "Irish", never "Gaelic" or "Irish Gaelic". Note that Alba is three syllables (a-luh-puh). Manx is somewhat unique amongst the Goidelic languages in that it's spelling is heavily anglicised. Scottish Gaelic is not to be confused with Scots, the Germanic language which is widely spoken throughout Scotland

For further information on the Celtic languages, I suggest Omniglot.com which shows comparisons between the six, including examples which show where the terms "Q-Celtic" and "P-Celtic" come from

Yesterday I had an existing mushroom hunt with my grandparents.

I even managed to climb 3m up the tree to get the biggest clusters of honey mushrooms I've seen in my life! But there are no photos of my circus trick, so you just have to take my word for it:)

I also visited a local troll's dwelling

Dark Souls 3 fanart by Ershao Guo

*hands you a cow* *hands you a cow* *hands y

Bo you're terrible at your job...