Tbh The Problem With Ship Wars Is That Everyone Tries To Find A Moral High Ground To Prove Their Ship

funniest thing about full metal alchemist brotherhood is the fact that the state alchemists wouldn't be caught dead in a bad outfit.

you have the biggest diva kimblee who is strutting around ametris in a white suit and then is freaking out about how he needs to draw a line in his job because his newly tailored suit (one of the first things he did once he got out of prison) is filthy

then you have roy mustang who is always in some nice outfit. you can't catch him dead not being stylish

and then you have ed elric who needs to re make his red cloack saying even if its flashy, he should die in style.

If a medium can talk to ghosts just imagine what a large can do

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

Gothfam again!!!

THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T EAT IT I CAN'TTT

I am not crazy #ldr #crashout

I had fun drawing Ed as a cookie

Lads twt is discussing the bad characterization of the guys, and like, I get annoyed when ppl give these hcs of Xavier being dumb and Rafayel being too childish, but...

When it comes to sex, I think ppl are exaggerating a little bit?

Don't get me wrong, I personally see all the mls as being totally vanilla doms. But, like, what's the deal with some of you guys getting so upset about the possibility of hcs of them being submissive?

The guys would do anything for MC so this kind of wouldn't be out of character. In fact, I think any kink they would totally be down with.

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

Had this idea today

I love the way the Elric's board of epilogue photos have a personal-looking picture of Black Hayate, his gf and their puppies...

...and then they only have this one official looking photo of Roy and Riza that could have been from a random newspaper clipping.

I choose to believe that Riza only keeps in touch with the Elrics via dog photos. Everything that happens to her and Roy they need to sus out from news stories.

"Dear Riza, Black Hayate has grown so much. thanks for all the pictures. But uhhh what's this we've been hearing about Mustang becoming the new Fuhrer?"

"Dear Riza, We all think it's great that Black Hayate has a new girlfriend. She's very cute. But seriously, did Mustang launch a full-scale war crimes tribunal? Could you maybe reply to this letter with words next time? We're a little scared."

"Dear Riza, The new puppies are very cute. Why have you put yourselves on trial??????"

"Dear Riza, WE GET IT THE PUPPIES ARE CUTE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND MUSTANG DOING PLEADING GUILY ON ALL COUNTS? WHO IS GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY IF YOU DO THIS????"

"Dear Riza, HOW ARE YOU STILL SENDING US PUPPY PHOTOS IN JAIL? WHY DID THEY LET YOU BRING THE DOGS??????"