LING'S MOVING CASTLE????

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

Not so failed experiment, 1011

If a medium can talk to ghosts just imagine what a large can do

Dandadan be like heehe hohoo, I'm a silly jester, look at my pop culture references, look at my dick jokes, hehehe now check out this EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS

Plot twist: Sanji think he being flirting with Zoro cos the only romantic relationship he seen was Patty and Carne.

Yume 2kki - Midnight Manor

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

Guys don't make fun of me i got lazy and couldn't draw. Just use your imagination.

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

made this through the tears