Double It And Pass It To The Next Person

are you celebrating the 24th anniversary of Mulder and Scully’s first kiss tonight or are you normal?

Okay so I dont speak Spanish but I’ve taken enough Spanish classes and worked with a lot of Spanish speaking people and I almost piss myself laughing any time (and this only happens like twice) that Mulder and Scully try to speak Spanish because their accents are so goddamn bad

The xfiles “they both reach for the gun” edits i need to see:

Pusher (then gun being an actual gun)

Wetwired: Mulder and Maggie (the gun being Scully)

Skinner/CSM (either works) and Mulder thw gun beung the cure for scullys cancer

Fire: scully and phoebe (the gun is mulder)

GET WORKING EDITORS

plz reblog for science

Okay so i recently started doing dissections in my biology class and if you’ve ever done a dissection you know that you have to flip the left and right because you are facing the specimen, which leads me to a head canon:

Scully constantly gets her left and right confused. Not when shes autopsying, thats the only time she actually knows it, but shes terrible at giving and taking directions. She’ll look at a map and tell Mulder to turn right only to realize three miles later that they were supposed to go left. Mulder will tell her the paper she’s looking for is in the pile on her left and she only looks in the right stack 1 in 3 times

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

“That leaves us with three hours- three DAYS of footage to watch to find this motherfucker” (or something like that) - David Duchovny

“Thats assuming we’re looking for a motherfucker.” - Gillian Anderson

Dana Scully Gillian Anderson iconic moments: blooper edition

MINE IS ALSO MULDER BEING COLOR BLIND CUZ IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

what minor "canon" thing in txf do you just choose to ignore entirely? not big stuff like william's parentage or the divorce arc etc, but something that doesn't rly affect the overall plot. mine is that i refuse to believe that mulder is red/green colorblind

Skinner didn’t really think the Arcadia case was going to be an x-file. They asked him if he knew any two agents who could believable portray a married couple and he said “these babies wont just act like a married couple for their neighbors, they’ll have US questioning weather or not they’re a married couple”

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths