Gillian Anderson Is The Funniest Person Ever

I haven’t been able to bring myself to finish the txfs but after maybe six years i did finish btvs so obviously i had to find something knew (old) to watch. That would be Bones, and here is a non-conclusive list if the reactions my friends have been sent since i started it and watched 15 episodes this week:

“Brennan is so funny and autistic”

“Also “spit in your hand and we can be scully and mulder” “i don’t know what that means” was PEAK”

“every time she says “idk what the means” i giggle”

““Pack your bags bones we’re going to washington state” “i am not going to Washington state” so msr coded Giving “pack your cow boy boots scully” or “common scully itll be a nice trip in the forest””

“This is soooo bad blood The detective is trying to ask bones out and booth doesnt like it”

“HAND ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK”

““Times like this are why i need a gun” “here, this is for SELF DEFENSE” AH”

“Zack and Brennan’s relationship is so cute, shes so proud of her smart little assistant and he so proud of his wicked smart boss”

““They put a hit out on your lady scientist”

Booth: 😯 (later) “Shes not fbi” “i never said anything about fbi, shes my partner ese, and if anything happens to her ill find you and i’ll kill you, i wont think twice” *me screaming somewhere in the background”

““You miss me” “no!” “Just pick up the phone” “dont miss you” “and call me” “no” “we’ll do lunch” *more of me screaming*”

“*booth covers bone’s face* “Do not look at Dr. Brennan!” (Why is like this- why do i like it?)”

“The way booth opens the door for bones, closes it, and then runs around the car i’m weak (bare minimum)”

“He went home with her cuz the mobs after her and she needs to be protected (which she doesn’t want to be) and he knows if she stays at the lab (where the security is really tight) she’ll work instead of sleep aww oh he got blown up”

“Guy to booth: you look like crap

Booth: a little more hospital pudding and ill be fine. Stick. With. Her. (Bones)

Guy: if thats what you want

Bones: is anyone going to ask what i want

Booth: no.

EEEEEEEE”

“This episode is literally Young at Heart (txf s1e16)”

““Its okay i’m right here it’s all over” AHHH”

“Ah shes injured and he flew down from dc and looked at her face all tenderly”

“Some dude: ms brennan

Booth: Dr. brennan

Sd: MD

Bones: phd

Sd: those who cant do do research

Booth: *angry booth noises*”

There are several times i text a quote followed by “*angry booth noises*”

“I love the running gag abt her gun and ‘he was trying to light me on fire’”

Man

1. Were you named after anyone? Nope! I’m the only sibling who’s middle name is a tribute to our grand parents

2. When was the last time you cried? No idea, that’s not how i tend to express myself and i wear contacts which can make it a mess

3. Do you have any kids? No, nor do i want any

4.what sport do you play/have played? I have played/done (in chronological order) gymnastics (1 year), dance (2 years), t-ball/softball (1 year), cheer (3 years), soccer (6 years) basketball (3 years), field hockey (currently, started 3 years ago), lacrosse (started last season)

5. Do you use sarcasm? No, never. (ALL THE TIME)

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? They’re attitude and the way their eyes look

7. Eye color? Green

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, i don’t like being scared

9. Any talents? I like to think i’m good at writing and acting

10. Where were you born? Hospital in my city

11. Hobbies? Reading, writing, drawing, acting, listening to music

12. Any pets? A six year old wheaten terrier named Brady and two year old labradoodle named Murphy

13. Height? 5’4

14. Favorite subject? English!

15. Dream job? International attorney

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1. Are you named after anyone? No but I was originally suppose to be McKayla and my dad didn’t like it

2. When was the last time you cried? Last night the cat I grew up with passed

3. Do you have kids? No but hopefully some day I’ll have daughters

4. What sports do you play/have played? I did ballet when I was younger but outside of that none (wasn’t a sports fan)

5. Do you use sarcasm? Yes all the time to the point where people can’t tell if I’m being serious or not

6. What’s the first thing you notice about someone? Their vibe I guess?

7. Eye color? Very blue

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Depends on my mood but if I had to pick probably scary movies

9. Any talents? I’ve been told I’m quite the good writer

10. Where were you born? The US of A (the specifics are classified)

11. Hobbies? Antiquing, writing, frolicking under the moon, listening to music and being obnoxious

12. Any pets? I have a dog and two guinea pigs (I would have more but the family I live with says no because they don’t want me to be happy I guess)

13. Height? 5’9 sometimes

14. Favorite school subject? Art I guess (really hated school a lot)

15. Dream job? Anything where I get to help animals

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What’s going on in the world that made so many new people start the x files recently (including myself who started it last October) where did we all come from? Does the world go to shit and our preprogrammed instinct is to go “hey alien show from the 90s!”

Good. Lord.

Good omens fan art by Anna Dutko.

My unpopular hot take is that I don't think Maggie Scully is nearly as open and warm and purehearted as fandom likes to think she is

Fox Mulder isn’t actually color blind and I will die on that hill, thanks!

I can explain that if you want but tbh I dont think anyone will see this

Edit:

I made a post explaining this

Someone get those people writing were wolf!scully fics (cuz yes there are numerous, or maybe im thinking of vampire) and tell them to write this down

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

happy b-day to the only character ever!!