*MWAH* ♡~

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

ⓘ this user gets turned on from eating pussy

in the mood to fuck in a hotel room

I need so bad to have a sub with their hands tied behind their back, knelt down on the bed while I sit next to them, one hand around their waist while I tease their cock with the other. Rubbing it slowly and meticulously until they're whining and squirming, until they're so pent up for release that they start actively humping my fist to try to get off, only for me to pull my hand away and wrap it around their throat - growling in their ear to be good and stay still while I have my fun with them. "If you want to cum you have to sit still for me baby. Be a good toy and stay quiet" knowing full well they won't be able to properly follow any of those instructions while I continue edging them.

butt shibari (¬‿¬)

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors