Idk if you do stuff for the Rogues but what did Batman catch them doing that's weird but not illegal?
Harley Quinn: egging her own house
Poison Ivy: growing a pumpkin carriage
Catwoman: putting pickles in her spaghetti
Riddler: making TikTok reactions to Tumblr posts
Two-Face: writing with his non-dominant hand
Mad Hatter: bringing his own cart to the store
Scarecrow: wearing underwear outside his clothes
Mr. Freeze: ordering ice water with whipped cream
Penguin: sitting in an elevator
Black Mask: petitioning for his own Batburger item
Clayface: picking clay out of his ear and sniffing it
Killer Croc: licking his sandwich before eating it
Bane: doing push-ups in the middle of the sidewalk
Joker: saying his pronouns are hee hee hee
BONUS – Jason: sleeping on the Batcave floor
#bosscelot
When their entire relationship is toxic, but they're both so fucked up that it's actually the best case scenario, because subjecting anybody else to either of them would be a human rights violation.
tap tap ✨
one is very much not like the others 😭
Big Boss and Ocelot Metal Gear are so Madohomu to me. Please ask me to explain
2024 has been year the year of Yaoi
You ever think about how the Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest stories we still remember, even incomplete, and it may be a deconstruction? The implications? Gilgamesh citing other stories, some of which we’ve lost, as to why he won’t accept Ishtar’s proposal. The whole concept of ‘this is Gilgamesh, he’s unbelievably arrogant and handsome and strong and he’s two-thirds god and a king– and now we’re gonna explore why he’s a complete asshole and his subjects dislike him, and how for all his greatness he too is just a human with very human faults and fears, and how he had to walk a VERY rocky road to become an ACTUALLY wise and benevolent king.’
Just like. One of the lessons of my theatre classes that always stuck with me is that every play is a point in an ongoing conversation about dozens of different things, and I think that applies to other mediums of art as well. You see enough of a specific trope or argument made, you make your own response by deconstructing or subverting or reconstructing or defying that trope. If the Epic of Gilgamesh was a counterargument, how many original arguments as stories existed, until someone went ‘you may all have a point. But listen to this.’
I’m familiar with a few other Mesopotamian myths that may have been earlier, fragmented as they are, but it just makes me feel So Many Things to consider if the Epic was a deconstruction and how that implies prior existing works– conversation!– and how long humans have just. Told stories. How many of those works we’ve lost were counterarguments? How long back does it go? Probably to the beginning, but man. To just someday die and look down at the world and see the conversation of humanity in its entirety… what I wouldn’t give…
Characters: Russia, America Pages: 14 (30 originally) Translated by: @postagescanlation Vibes: cute, sweet, wholesome Summary: Russia says he hates liars; America is uncomfortable with how drawn out Russia's kisses are; America likes the way Russia smells that day. Note: I got permission from Postage to post their tls! I was rly interested in posting this one, since the first 3 chapters are SUPER cute! But the last 4... They're kinda nsfw and/or deal with more themes I don't condone... But if you're interested, you can check out the post on their page!
snavid and sneli 🐍🐍
If we don’t get
1) America and Russia hanging out
2) THIS SHIT
In the anime???
I’m leaving the goddamn fandom. Give me my fucking RusAme content Funimation you fucking bastards