still cannot get over the fact that Yog-Sothoth has fucked. like. canonically as written by Howard Philips Lovecraft himself, Yog-Sothoth, the One Beyond All, The Lurker at the Threshold, the Key and the Gate and the Keeper of the Gate. . .
is a DILF
The Best of BenReed
↳ Love
The embodiment of lust caring about consent and the embodiment of gluttony caring about self-control is the adult equivalent of this.
the brotherhood of mutants just had to accept they never going to win bc magneto is in love w their #1 enemy. prof x really cruising around in a metal wheelchair and the mutant w the ability to control metal and be like “oh well nothing we can do about him”
Bruce: If I don’t make it out of this…
Selina: Bruce, if you die and I live, I’m killing everyone here and then myself
Bruce:
Bruce: okay ❤️ yay ❤️
Happy 1 Year Anniversary of Enter the Florpus!!
Something something 90's bruharvey/twobats
He really just pulled the "babe this isn't you" here
They really are tragic lovers aren't they?
Also bonus panels of Bruce being slutty
Extra bonus of robin jason and Bruce because they have my heart
He's done nothing wrong ever
Love Confessions be Like:
Perceptor to Brainstorm: Every day, the moment I met you, I found a new reason to keep trying, to keep exploring, to keep getting right back up… because that’s what I saw from you.
Drift to Ratchet: I started living when I first met you, before that, I was just surviving.
Prowl to Jazz: You are my light, that leads me home. The moment you are gone, I’m lost.
Ultra Magnus to Rodimus: My love for you is like fire, it burns more today than it did yesterday, but it will only grow tomorrow.
Mirage to Hound: I learned I can be and that deserve to be happy because of you, from the moment you laughed and smiled, I never realized how laughing could be so natural… I want to continue to be happy and share those moments with you.
Starscream to Windblade: I never wanted to be alone. I never wanted to be like this. What I want is you not to go… stay. Please. Stay.
Greenlight to Arcee: From every return, from every embrace, to the next battle, and then repeat… I don’t want you to go without hearing this, I love you, Arcee. My spark speaks to yours and yours alone.
Red Alert to Inferno: I know I can’t stop you for helping others. I know I can’t prevent you from your selfless ways. I wished you could be more selfish as me, because I want to keep you myself, to keep you safe until our sparks flickered out.
Soundwave to Blaster: Silence scares me. Not hearing your voice scares me. To not hear your footsteps, your laughter, you… please never make me start living in a world without you, because it scares me.
Octane to Sandstorm: I’m a lot of things, I’m everything that wouldn’t let me deserve you as my friend. I know this. I also know that I love you. I love you. I love you. I will continue to work hard to be worthy of the love you give me because you deserve more than a ‘I love you’.
Cyclonus to Tailgate:You saw something in me that I thought I lost years ago into an abyss of darkness. You helped me find that again and I promise, I will always find you in every abyss of darkness to save you.
Knockout to Breakdown: Beauty fade as we grow older… I disagree. You have only gotten more beautiful as time went on and at every moment I laid eyes on you.
Bumblebee: Damn… what are you guys waiting for, kiss already!
Sideswipe: Don’t be shy, be happy!
Bluestreak: Primus, they are doing it!
Smokescreen: They are really going for it.
Sunstreaker: Wow…
Whirl: Yeah~ gets some!
The bots and cons: AWWW.
The Wreckers, Aerialbots, Protectobots: *snickering nearby*
The Combaticons and seekers: OwO
MegaOp: *Megatron pretends to stretch and rest his arm on Optimus’s shoulder as Prime chuckled fondly*
(made buy yours truly) ;)
Not every historical piece of media needs to be completely accurate to be enjoyed.
X-Men #5 (2013)
written by Brian Wood art by David López, Cam Smith, & Laura Martin