Nourish Me With The Creativity, Dear Duck

you know how wealthy conservatives tend to proactively accuse other groups of the very sins they themselves are responsible for? shifting the blame before anyone’s even accused them?

and you know how they love to perpetuate that conspiracy theory of a small group of super-elites controlling the globe & media & brainwashing humanity with propaganda? but in their version the people responsible are jewish? aka another minority they love to blame things on?

so what if

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

The process of writing a book:

Neurodivergent mood of the day: I do not know what emotion I am currently experiencing nor could I describe it. I just know that I don't like it and would like for it to go away.

idk what vsco girl means but i assume it’s yet another criticism on teenage girls for existing & liking things

This is the story of the zombie apocalypse told by a 10 year old infected boy. Throughout the last week the young boys condition has been getting worse and he’s slowly losing conscious.

what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

why are elephants so fucking fat imagine if there was an elephant that was completely ripped

the fuck you mean we eat baby trees

the fuck you mean asparagus grows like that

Me: *is sick, coughing*

Also me: *eats ice cream because why not*