Absolutely Amazing

PSA:

Among all the handwashing instructions and fun 20-second song suggestions, I haven’t yet seen anyone note that it is IMPOSSIBLE to wash your hands properly if your fingernails are long. If you can’t put your fingertips straight down against your other palm without your nails adding too much distance to do it, you cannot wash under your fingernails properly unless you use a nail brush every time. Hand sanitizer won’t do the trick either. If you can’t rub the very ends of your fingers against the other palm, your hands aren’t truly clean after you wash them, no matter how long you soap up. Please, during this global emergency, keep your nails short.

he’s kinda good with a bow and arrow yknow??

happy 8 mil to this bitch boy!!!

me, mentally flipping through the various daydream universes i’ve crafted up like records in a crate: hmm, which fantasy shall i indulge in tonight?

the fuck you mean we eat baby trees

the fuck you mean asparagus grows like that

!!! New Jump Festa Merch !!!

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

the name of the fic my amigo?

Okay so I know this was a while ago, but I was reading a fanfiction with kamishin that kept describing Kaminari as small, and I was kinda confused because I didn’t remember Kaminari being that much smaller than any of the other guys. But then I looked up The Picture, and

HES FUCKING TINY COMPARED TO SHINSOU OH MY GOD!!!

“Then he’d kissed him back in earnest, curving into Tooru with so much concentration that Tooru had been overwhelmed”

A wonderful commission by @lateblooming based on the beautiful fic “The Courtship Ritual of the Hercules Beetle”

wbk since he eliminated the “quiet” girls 🙄

george rly likes the loud chaotic ones huh