Latest Posts by catasrophic-catastrophy - Page 6

Feyre: *Retrieves Rhysand’s ring from the Weaver’s Cabin without knowing why*

Rhysand:

That’s it, that’s my whole life

The process of writing a book:

ACOTAR characters as tumblr posts

Feyre:

Rhysand:

Amren:

Morrigan:

Azriel:

Nesta:

Cassian:

Tarquin:

Tamlin:

Lucien:

I feel personally attacked

the fuck you mean we eat baby trees

the fuck you mean asparagus grows like that

someone in my inbox just pointed out most people’s forearms are the same length as their feet, so clown monsters should always have elongated arms

Destroy the idea that repressing emotions is a sign of strength. 

idk what vsco girl means but i assume it’s yet another criticism on teenage girls for existing & liking things

i will sell you my left arm if you give more details

A true story to entertain you. I once got into the trunk of a stranger's car because they offered me ice cream. I was in the trunk with a furry, and I may or may not have been in full Homestuck cosplay. I ended up getting out of the car because the furry started crying because her friend had died in the hospital and I don't know how to handle other people's emotions. I then stood on the side of the road in the sketchiest part of Minneapolis waiting for my dad to pick me up. My phone was at 2%.

i....require more details. why did you acquiesce to getting in the trunk. why were u in homestuck cosplay. why was a furry present. how did you get out of the car

- Sincerely, every artist.

Listen up

You don’t have to like or reblog my art to show your support - I just ask that you print it out and eat it every once in a while. Thanks

what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

hey handsome…………of that money to me

Meirl

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

I'm so thirsty for some good fanfic, like not this sms or instagram shiet that took over T_T

ok but i am LIVING for medusas snake tattoos

Mohtz on Society6

🥰🥰🥰🥰

(2/∞) gifs of my reason

Breast Mints

Tag urself I'm Tiddy Skittles

he was killed by the power of the tits

so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it

don't forget:

Australia had one of its worst bushfire seasons

The coronavirus

2020 has been the wildest year and it's still January

Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals

The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening

Mr. Peanut died???

Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy

Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans

Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn't win an Oscar (he wasn't even nominated so looking forward to that)

Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina

The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series

Grimes announced that she's pregnant with Elon Musk's baby

Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards

Kat Von D sold her makeup company

Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson

Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally

Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text

Look at her opening doors to thousands of girls (if not more) around the world! 😍

then feel scared

Kids these days, thinking they have thoughts and opinions us adults should listen to??? bah!!!

If humans are supposed to be so ‘evolved’ how come your eyelashes fall into your eyes to periodically blind you?