I Ate A Bottle Of Fake Blood On A Dare And I've Been Shitting (hopefully) Fake Blood For Two Hours

Shhh he’s too busy yearning..

just some thoughts that have been haunting me for a long time

women in stem? no. women in bed. good night.

iruka when naruto and kiba and shikamaru and choji

i ate a bug

I’m tired of people acting like Zhongli is a serious and chill guy who would never cause problems on purpose as if he isn’t one of the biggest menaces out of the Seven. He used to throw mountains at Venti for annoying him. He, the god of history, starts fights among historians for shits and giggles. He tried to gaslight the Traveler into thinking he was totally not at the Chasm guys really Aether/Lumine you must be seeing things maybe you should go see Baizhu. When Qiqi wanted “Cocogoat” milk he was like “Oh yeah sure totally let’s go look for it” knowing damn well it was a wild goose chase. He made the Traveler sing to a flower and then was like “Oh would you look at that” when a Whooperflower jumped out to maul them. I love him. He’s like a cat pushing things off the counter to see how people react. I would pay to see him interact directly with Neuvillette because I know for a fact he’d get on that man’s nerves and argue about water tasting just to feel something. Furina used freedom from godhood to take a nap and Zhongli used it to give psychic damage to anyone who talks to him longer than 5 minutes. Iconic.

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

not to shit on anyones parade but as both a kinnie/system can i say this?

stop using system terms singlet kinnies!!!!!!!!!! it both a) can really mix up people with systems who don't know it (as me who thought some of my fictives were a kin, yes, it can happen) and not to undermine what a kinnie goes through, it really butchers how people see the both of us. some of these terms are exclusive (and professionally used) terms for systems

DON'T say switching; DO SAY shift

DON'T call your kins a system

DON'T or TRY TO avoid terms like plural or things like that

PLEASE KNOW: you're NOT a fictive if you're a singlet. Fictives are NOT kin terms

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head