This Sucks So Bad I Need To (remembers Suicide Jokes Are Unhealthy) Spread The Skulk

chikorita's my friend. my funny animal. my houseplant with little nails that click on the kitchen tiles.

the illegal aliens after their transgender prison surgeries

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You absorb the information like a sponge, grateful for Scott and Cleo's tendency to gossip.

It seems like they don't know where your friends are and haven't found the Bastion yet. But on the other hand they are stocked on food and appear to have allies (soulmates?) helping them in the Overworld. This could give them a leg up in the race for the Enchanter. You need to gauge your team's chances. Could Gaslight and Gatekeep have diamond gear already?..

You debate changing positions to get a glimpse of their equipment from a better hiding place, when-

Oh shoot! A cosmic coin is flipped and the results are not in your favour.

Cleo: ...

Cleo: Wow, speaking of having faith in people - hiiii Pearl!

Cleo: What are you doing crouched behind that tree?

Scott: Ah. Now this is a smidge awkward.

Scott: Can we help you, Pearl?

You have confirmed one thing at least: they do indeed have diamonds.

Now what?

[THIS IS A QUICK TIME EVENT! Pearl is fumbling for what to do, so it's your job to help. Comment or send in asks with your suggestions, and one will be chosen on the 25th at random]

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Start Over -- Go Back

rb to have a super gay 2023

blue jacaranda blossom in 昆明kunming, yunnan province of china

"The ship started moving quicker, like it was dropping through air and not water, and the thing out the glass was suddenly replaced by an eye, so large and so deep that the window couldn’t even encompass it all."

The final two chapters of Nocturne are now up! go give it a read!

Thank you so much to @spectralsleuth for being such an amazing writer for this au, @woseary for beta-ing, and @mcytblraufest for hosting the event :D

banana

REBLOG to get the banana

IGNORE for potassium defeciency

Roughly 20 years apart 🥺

love House MD because House is the MAIN CHARACTER at that hospital and there's no attempt to hide this. as the viewer you are fully aware that those nurses in the elevator are just extras. the boss's entire schedule consists of yelling at him. the head of oncology would rather prescribe him controlled meds and flirt than practice oncology. his team's only desires are to fuck him and strangle him, often at the same time. every other doctor at the hospital might as well be a cardboard cutout.

the walls are glass, the better to see him through. he limps around, commits malpractice, and serves cunt.

long live mid-2000s TV.

At the end of the day the world was saved by sisterhood, homoerotic partnership, and Ekko, and that’s a pretty good summary of Arcane.