I Sent My Wife The Original Human Domestication Guide. She Proceeded To Go Radio Silent For Three Hours

Of course you have dripping wet panties and pronouns

we’re sending the intrepid dragon slayer to go and fight off the dragon plaguing our stockpiles

whenever youre piloting a mech and you kill a monster your boobs should grow a little. this is how the world should operate.

go for a walk

i am not interested to know if aliens exist unless they are specifically here to end capitalism & be so sweet to me

okay okay so. floret pet videos. affini making cute edits of their ferals getting settled into their new surroundings or their florets doing smth cute/stupid. you know this to be true

Stop looking respectfully and start looking like a bitch in heat

not to sound like a shameless pervert but i loooove using the phrase "making out" for things other than kissing. making out with her nipples. making out with her balls. making out with her pits. making out with her ass. fucking unparalleled

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