Girls Who Lay Eggs Post

i think it's pretty cool that your penis is small.

in the terran space. straight up "jorking her" . and by "her", haha, well. let's justr say. My flort

robotgirl womb tattoo

for the vamp request thing. if youre actually taking requests. ive been watching a little bit of buffy lately and theres a scene where she forces a vampire to hold a crucifix in her mouth and i think your vampire would look so hot crying and cringing in pain with a cross in her mouth

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I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

princess tips:

when the commoners attack ur castle remember u can probably curry their favor by offering ur holes

let the maidgirls hit whenever they want especially if they're mean

u can always sneak off to the seediest tavern in town to find the special princess room called a gloryhole

Okay I'm stoned and unsure how to phrase this, but i actually really appreciate that genre of sapphic posts that treat trans girls accidentally getting hard and flustered as something cute and innocent, and not like an intentional and sexual thing that must always be horny.

Like, I've seen posts where a femme talks about flirting with her butch, maybe while sitting on her lap, then finding it charming when she inevitably gets hard and starts blushing.

And if that leads to sex then of course that's awesome, but i also appreciate when it isn't automatically treated as a sexual advance.

Like, I'd like to think we all know that nipples can get hard for any number of reasons besides immediate sexual desire. But i feel like people are less willing to acknowledge that dicks get hard for just as many random reasons.

And part of that is because obviously smut will involve things getting sexual. But it's just nice to see the occasional acknowledgement that bodies like mine are appreciated for nonsexual reasons too.

first time, kinda nervous ><

funny trans memory

i remember looking at that seam that goes down your crotch (raph line i think it was?) and thinking to myself "haha man thats wild what if i was born a woman and somehow horrifically transformed into a guy"

what a normal thought, younger me

all my haters become egg layers when i hit them with the oviposition beam of success