I Adore You 🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳♦️

Younger Dog: Stands above you to be able to put front paws on your shoulder as she reaches around to lick your face. Presses the side of her mouth against your lips to let you know she wants kisses too. Will bark just because she wants to start something. She wants you to fight her. She takes it very seriously. Doesn’t like being carried. At. All.

Verdict: Good dog. Very sassy.

Older Dog: Combine a teddy bear + nosey neighborhood old woman + maternal energy and you have this dog in a nutshell. Defender of the fort. Too tired for this nonsense. Puppy at heart. Will lay on your stuff: clothes, electronics, etc. Will outsmart you to steal food within reach. Shreds wraping paper with the determination of a million sock-stealing puppies.

Verdict: Good dog. Good cuddler.

Pirate Puppos

I’m not kidding when I say I just wrote a five page paper all in one sitting fueled by anger and spite. All of the research, gathering sources, and writing happened in one sitting spanning around five hours. It is intended to be an email and not an essay, so I gotta go and cut it back some, but still.

It is only my second week.

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Hey uh... Sibster, why is the knufe in sepbember? Sibster.. what are you planning in sebtumber?

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of the next year will be for you

Crooked Teeth is my jam right now. Talking Bird is like going home. What Sarah Said is a guilty pleasure. I just have no words. This is the deepest, slowest, long-term betrayal I’ve ever experienced.

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“For your own safety, never chase the bus.”

-Sticker on side of bus

Aw yeah, let’s get soaked in 300 gallons of water (YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH)

Or 30... right into the eyes if you’re feeling wild (YEEEEEAAAA-)

Or only 4.5 in them eyes if you feel like laying. on. the. floor. (YEEEEA-)