Heckin
Reblog if ur friends are the most beautiful and talented people u know
*ahem*
Updog.
My gender is:
No. No, thank you.
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
sometimes self care is just saying ‘this person is a fucking idiot’ and exiting their blog instead of continuing to hate read their awful opinions on things
Had a dream that I was washing my hands and the only visible difference between the bathroom and my real one is that we had a new bottle of soap that was purple instead of green.
Riveting.
People who can put together amazing outfits have a power that I shall never posess. I’m looking at you, specifcally, Simon!
You always look classy, cool, and powerful! You’re just so good with clothes and makeup!! I love you and you are the prettiest person in the whole wide world and your smile can make flowers bloom!!!!!! Aa!
I didn’t intend for this to be a mini “I love Simon with all my heart” rant, but here we are
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For every additional frame in my dreams, I lose 10 points of Effective Sleepy Time. Be it quality or quantity, dreams be sucking down my brain’s ability to chill out and restore my energy.
Man, you describe yourself as a tater tot one time and more than a week later, after spending two hours on a group project for lab, you start thinking, “Wow... I really am a tater tot. Tater tots get stale, but there are still some people who go for the crunch anyways.” Thank you for existing you stale tater tot consumers.
On a side note: I know at least one person who eats frozen tater tots. By that I mean the tots are still frozen when they enter the mouth orifice. By “at least one” I mean that there is no doubt in my mind that it is entirely possible for other people I know to be doing this. Only one person thus far has admitted their Strange Food HabitTM.
(They/Them) "I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too."
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