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ethan sells a different kind of crystals to save his daughter au

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Authorised (and heavily complimented) by Alex Hirsch

8" tall, fully detailed figure

Detachable infinity mirror-design portal base with LED effect

Designed by the legendary Kyri45

Concept by Richmond Parakhen

Advised by Susa Jean

Modelled by The Last Goldfish Toys

Narrative by Jordan 'Grunkle Jam' Mooney (that's me!)

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Ford had heard rumours of this crazy ‘Cipher Cult’ and their love of tributing the triangular menace down in California - but never dared to think the kooks would successfully tear open space-time. Or, at the very least, pop a couple of its stitches.

With a face like thunder, he took on his ‘travelling’ clothes, and dove into the portal that fizzled and bubbled away ahead of him. Whatever happened here, he was going to put it right. Preferably for the last time.

Now, he’s here in California - carrying a belt of palismans and a somewhat perturbed young frog (he’s pretty sure his name is ‘Twig’ or ‘Leaf’ or something like that.) Armed with a collection of multi-dimensional lasers, a bag of jellybeans and all manner of glyphs astride his jacket, he’s certain that if he and Bill meet again after this, it’ll be in hell…

it’s me the WHITE PHARAOH 🤍 i have been KICKED from the pyramid due to CANCEL CULTURE and i need YOUR HELP please send pictures of your credit card front and back 💳 please help big friendly WHITE PHARAOH 🤍

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PRETTY MUCH FIRST TRY TAKE THAT SNATCHER I SUCCESSFULLY TORTURED MYSELF 🎉🎉🎉

post re8 au things, basically just a 'what if they never got out of the war' type of deal then throwing in an enemies to lovers because im truly living in my own reality atp. very much a terrible writer so there probably won’t be a fic for this, but i have a few ideas for monster designs and short comics related to this that will hopefully get around to being polished! (emphasis on hopefully)

also off topic but i finally got the winter's expansion and this is like putting crack in the water supply holy shit

I have never once wished for Tolkien to still be alive as much as I do in this moment