Catsofpickles - Moya

maxine on ao3 just wrapped up a fic and in the last chapter while our boys are getting down, izuku says

"well it's not like you can get pregnant."

.....meanwhile......

"happy valentine's day to me," i say, opening ao3 to read about the same two characters falling in love for the twentieth time

If I see one more time I'm going to kill myself (I'm suicidal)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KACCHAN!

Check out my new BKDK mafia boss fic!

Title: Zero to Overdrive

Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki / Midoriya Izuku

Word count: 8,644

Chapter: 1/35

Summary: Eyes widening, Katsuki takes in thick thighs, a tight ass and broad shoulders; a fucking sleeper build that could knock Katsuki flat on his ass. He takes in freckled skin and dark green hair, before locking onto eyes so green and bright Katsuki feels his breath catch.

Fuck.

Is that Deku?

Mouth quirking up into a soft smile, a deep voice says the name he never thought he'd hear again, “Hi, Kacchan…”

_____

At 10 years old Izuku was kidnapped by a rival mafia boss.

Almost a decade and a half later, Izuku and Katsuki, both Heads of their own Mafia organizations, reunite by chance. After a misunderstanding they struggle with the idea of pursuing a romantic relationship.

Unfortunately, they just can’t stay away.

However their relationship is not only weighed down by their own issues, but the whispers of rising threats in the criminal underground that threaten its very foundation. And Izuku’s past may be the key to unlocking the information to defeat them.

[Ao3 link]

and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right

i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob

Never going to give you up 😀

Spin the wheel. This is now your theme song.

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple