I Don't Understand This Is Completely Reasonable

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

*Izuku and Katsuki skipping stones on lake* Izuku: It’s such a beautiful evening. Katsuki, whispering: Take that, you fucking lake

my favorite bkdk fanfics of all time

salarymen enrichment

My new song ‘toss me into the sun’ will be the antithesis to fly me to the moon

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life