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Mathematicians really are a different kind of insane <3

Some people think the natural numbers should start at zero, and get very worked up about this somehow being the "true", most logical, practical, etc. definition.

Some people think the natural numbers should start at one, and get equally worked up about this being the "true", most logical, most practical, etc. definition.

Unfortunately, to date -- and despite my vigorous letter-writing campaign -- the hidebound reactionaries that comprise the mathematical elite have rejected out of hand my elegant compromise position.

Apparently it "misses the point completely" and "wouldn't make any sense" and "1/2 isn't even an integer".

Pain is in your MIND!!!!!! you old army or new army?

Let's go sharks for the win

Rule

I love this so much

my friend. please stop trying to feed me

Wait who was using que instead of queue or cue

A note on spelling to fanfic writers:

"Cue" is stage direction. "That was my cue to leave."

"Queue" is a line of people waiting for something. "I saw a fox in the queue for the ATM!"

"Que" is the Spanish word for "what." «¿Qué hora es?»

Please, please, please learn the difference.

I made an eyebool

Omg i just realized that hawaii: part ii was released on my fucking birthday and i couldn't be happier.

God i just read it and wow that is just so ludicrous i mean I'm just absolutely flabbergasted and perplexed. how could such exorbitant extravagance can exist in the same world that sells just enough formula to poor mothers to make it so they will no longer have the ability to produce their own breast milk. The amount of tragedy and pain that I have suffered and people i know have suffered so that there can exist people out there like this is just outstanding to me.

Guys I am begging you please read Brennan Lee Mulligan's story about the Insane Christmas Party. He does not even BEGIN to describe it in the Fireside Chat.

Brennan Lee Mulligan

This Christmas Party Was So Fun That Now I’m a Communist -

If you had guessed there would be a fortuneteller at this party you would have been dead wrong. Because there were two fortunetellers at thi

Any country followed by part two is a hpii reference

hpii reference 🤨

I've always liked the idea of time travel as a mechanic in video games and i thought of a game where you go back in time to save the future. The game would be a roguelike and you would reset every time you die. You would travel through different time periods and have to fight like cavemen or something and then you'd fight your way through some ancient civilization like Mesopotamia or something then you would go through the Roman empire and then you would be in the middle ages. Then you would go through the Renaissance after that would be like WW1 or 2. Then it would be modern day. And finally there would be some dystopian future. Each era you would have to complete some kind of objective so that you are able to fight the final boss (i.e. destroy some painting that would influence the dystopian future) but during each era you would collect some artifact or something that changes the way you play going forward like you would get something that makes it so you can't dodge roll anymore and instead you would do a pary or something. Idk just an idea I had

The best you can is all you can do

Just Johnathy

I'm a deranged bisexual that's also a little bit of a sad wet cat

music taste but its in an alignment chart i found

Space cat

Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore space. Born just in time to explore space cat✨

Part of my Space Cat series

I believe this is funny

Stolen from @535zip on Twitter

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I just joined and I is confusion but the silly videos said I should post something so hi

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