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when ur friends are also ur weekend bullies

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Who is a polyglot and what are the languages they can speak

Dick: Romani, puns, and Dick jokes

Jason: Vietnamese, Shakespearean, and fuck-words

Tim: French, Latin, and Simlish

Damian: Arabic, Mandarin, and knife roombas

Duke: Elvish, Klingon, and groovy light waves

Cullen: memes, Tumblr, and MCR lyrics

Stephanie: emojis, Pig Latin, and customer service

Cassandra: Cantonese, ASL, and ominous cackling

Barbara: Portuguese, Tamaranean, and math

Harper: bisexual, hot chips, and lie

Carrie: Korean, 🥺, and spontaneous breakdancing

Kate: gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing

Alfred: Italian, pub-speak, and lobster

Selina: Japanese, cat, and Bat grunts

Bruce: Russian, Kryptonian, and $$$

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Hey you know that feeling when youre breathing while your arm just resting on your thigh and then you feel like youre breathing air on drugs and it reaches to your eyes and it feels like youre not actually breathing or you feel like breathing underwater?

No? Okay.

look me in the eye right now and tell me bruce wayne is a bad person and that he and superman aren’t best friends. do it. i will laugh in your face.