Crack Quotes For Starscream Crossovers

Crack Quotes for Starscream Crossovers

G1 Starscream: Remain CALM! *slaps Tfp Starscream multiple times*

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G1 Starscream: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tfa Starscream: What do you mean?

G1 Starscream: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Tfa Starscream: No?

Tfp Starscream: That actually explains so much.

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Tfa Starscream: All of your existences are confusing.

Tfp and G1: How so?

Tfa Starscream: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Tfa Starscream: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Tfp Starscream: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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G1 Starscream: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tfp Starscream: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Tfa Starscream: G1 Starscream is the scariest thing I could think of!

G1 Starscream: Tfa Starscream told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Tfp Starscream: I’m surrounded by morons….

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G1 Starscream: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Tfa and Tfp Starscreams:……That’s true for all for us idiot-

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G1 Starscream: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Tfa Starscream: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Tfp Starscream: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Tfa Starscream: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

(He’s gonna regret that sentence)

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Tfp Starscream: I am strong! I beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

Tfa Starscream: Anyone can beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

G1 Starscream: Hey-

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G1 Starscream: It has become increasingly obvious!! I can deny it no longer!!

*Stands next to Tfa and Tfp* I am small

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G1 Starscream: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Tfp Starscream: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

G1 Starscream: Because they're dead.

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Tfa Starscream: What? I'm not aggressive!

Tfp Starscream: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Tfa Starscream: Survival of the fittest, bitch.