Traffic Smp? More Like Tragic Smp..

First post?

I think this is my first post? But ive been lurking around yt and other social medias often seeing tumblr but only opened it to actually scroll on it today! Anyways made this post because i finally found out what op means \o/ dont mind me its the same situation as me asking what /lh is on twitter, i still dont know what it means but im not on there anymore so /shrug/

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good morning rmblr9

I don wanna go to school :(

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i feel as, evbo would fall into gluttony, but because of the sheer hunger he felt during his time as a parkour noob, i feel like he deserves to finally eat good when he reached the higher levels. idk smth smth hunger smth finally being able to feel full in your life

evbo parkour civilization

the folder where i kept all my progress in traditional art since i was a kid for references on my ocs story and design where i kept a lot of memories on just looking at them, and ive cut out with scissors and presision knives out of love might be thrown away without my knowing idk what to do

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i watched Doctor4t's latest vid :D

so, I watched doctor4ts finale the day it came out but holy shit ive only been able to coherently say something about it today, the ending got me in TEARS I was so excited at a 3 hour vid and laughed at the jokes and then BAM emotional pain dagger to the heart and then TWISTED BECAUSE HOLY FUCK. c!rat dragging c!lux to the cabin 'home(holy fuck c!rat calling it home did something to my brain)' and the CRYING R4T DID A GOOD FUCKING JOB ON THE ACTING DAMN. c!rat's admittance to not being affected by death before this, and "now I get it, im a monster" AUGHHH. content smp has been rotating in my brain for a good while by now but this takes the cake its like a wooden spear through my lungs. andAAAA C!ARATHAIN/the mason, who was supposed to be c!lux's father came back to life and didn't even bat an EYE to her death. goddamn , props to the people in csmp the server has me in a chokehold

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another gem for you guys

my school has this thing where they would hire people who speaks English and isint from our country to teach us, so far they have math, and science, i was studying for math and reading through the power point they sent us and god damn howd i miss this gem of a slide

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

spotify just played an ad with someone chewing while I'm wearing earphones I'm going to drown a rubber chiken

NGL I love it when the hermits tell us about their own roles in the server infrastructure. Like you've got X in charge of managing the server hardware, Doc on lag busting, Hypno is in charge of the website, Keralis is hardware sugar daddy, Impulse stepped up to coordinate group recordings, Joe causes problems by accident, people pitch storylines and run events and the server runs and runs, season after season

MINECRAFT but I KIDNAPPED FIVE PEOPLE and FORCED THEM to talk about PVP CIVILIZATION WEMMBU

or, an in-depth analysis of PvP!Wemmbu and all the signs he's lying to you.

After ??? hours of spiraling with five other people, I am excited and a little terrified to share our theories and conclusions regarding Wemmbu in PVP Civilization! This goes SO much deeper than any of us anticipated, and we've come to what might be the most shocking conclusion for what could be coming for Evbo in PvP Civilization. So, without any further ado... please enjoy our scholarly essay and defense (with timestamps and receipts) of why Wemmbu is LYING in PvP Civilization.

Contributors: @skyspersonalhell @xylemblu @dead-minecraft-fandoms @digitaldiscocat @ladycreator

memes of the situation under the cut