I Don't Want To See One Hot Take About The New Star Wars Content. Not ONE. I Don't CARE About Your Unique

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

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okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake