Goncharov

WE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN LADS!!!

AHHHHHH GOD IS FUCKING REAL YOU GUYS!! XIAO BANNER IS SO FUCKING NICE. MY LUCK HAS BEEN SO ASS SINCE ZHONGLI BANNER. MY LUCK LITERALLY WORKS ON A PITY SYSTEM. I GET SOMETHING GOOD THEN ITS A FUCKING 6 MONTH LONG BADLUCK SLUMP. I WAS FUCKING SCREAMING IN VOICECHAT WHEN XIAO SHOWED UP. THEN FUCKING DILUC CAME?? I LOST MY VOICE ISTG. 

ZHONGLI BANNER GAVE ME ZHONGLI AND KEQING IN ONE TEN PULL. XIAO AND DILUC CAME IN ONE 10 PULL. THANK FUCK IT WAS DILUC. THE ONLY 5 STAR THEAT I SERIOUSLY WANT CONSTELLATIONS ONE. I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I WAS ON A 50/50 AND I WOULD HAVE FUCKING CRIED IF I DIDN’T GET HIM. THEN DILUC CAME NEXT SO MY NEXT 5 STAR IS GUARENTEED. 

but seriously, good fucking luck to you all. I believe in you. Xiao banner is so nice from what I’ve seen. 

This is the Diavolo of Mischief and luck. Share it and tomorrow you will have blessed Gatcha draw luck.

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I'm gonna kill you

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

celery, the elf dude: tell me where is gandalf for i much desire to speak with him

legolas, beautiful, the other elf dude: *tearing up* we mcfreakin lost him

I laughed way too hard at this

Fave insult?? Against other people obvs

I'm more of an in-the-moment insult champion. Coming up with things on the spot is a sport.

2003 Clone Wars was on something completely different

I can't with this I'm actually crying