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🎄CIPHER CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!🎄

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE, HE KNOWS THAT YOU'VE BEEN BAD AND WILL ENSURE THAT YOUR BONES ACHE!! WILL YOU KISS HIM UNDERNEATH THE MISTLETOE?

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANS!!!!

May your birthday be punny and filled with joy.

Now in order to celebrate sans's birthday correctly, here is a list of punny websites:

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Medium

Let’s just do all the condiment puns so we never have to talk about them again

“Just give me a chance to ketchup.”

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Reader's Digest

120+ Halloween Puns That Will Have You Laughin’ Till You’re Coffin

Halloween isn't just about the boos! Get ready for a guaranteed gourd time with these hilarious Halloween puns!

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Skip To My Lou

150+ Skeleton Puns

Skeleton Puns are sure to tickle your funny bones and cause your spare ribs to ache. These Skeleton Jokes are meant to be shared.

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Thought Catalog

15 Pasta Puns That Will Have You Ravioling On The Floor

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

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Aquarium Source

150+ Clever & Funny Fish Puns (The Ultimate List)

This post of fish puns is just about having some good old fashioned fun. We hope you enjoy browsing this massive list we put together!

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Wide Open Spaces

We Cannot 'Goat' Enough of These Goat Puns

We have 45 goat puns for you to use in emails and with friends at parties! If you live with goats then you'll probably use these during regu

8. https://www.redbubble.com/life/plant-puns/

9. https://www.scarymommy.com/fire-puns-jokes

10. https://www.thoughtco.com/chemistry-element-jokes-606028

11. https://eternalarrival.com/snow-winter-puns-instagram-captions/

12. https://thoughtcatalog.com/maria-monrovia/2018/06/space-puns/

13. https://www.scarymommy.com/history-jokes-puns/amp#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16804171465194&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com

And Lastly,

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=537274165

I bet raph goes like 🤯 whenever April go big sis mode but Donnie AND leo snickers at his reaction as well.

Bro is NOT prepared for the little brother treatment!

Soo, I got bored and decided to take this test to see who I ended up with. First I got my boi, Konner Kent! (Wasn't it spelled conner??) I love this child so much! He is just so relaxed and jokes around a lot. Don't think I would date him, but we would be great friends.

I tried again to see if anyone else would be suitable for me. And I got JASON TODD. This 6 foot tall motherf*cker with a body that was chiseled by the Gods. I swear he can crush me with his thighs and I would say 'Thank you'. This man would be a literary genius and have cooking skills that would rival Gordon Ramsay's.

Compared to my potato lookin' butt who can burn microwavable popcorn. I feel like he would just date me in fear of me getting food poisoning, instead of actually liking me. 👍

I finally did it.

https://uquiz.com/u19pWg

Congrats Stanley, real proud of you pookie!! 🎉🎉

lol just don’t get caught ogling next time

Happy Birthday Breaking Bad!

Look, I won't say much on this post. That is because their is nothing that I can say to summarize this shows greatness. It is beautiful. It is flamboyant. It is one of the best things I have ever watched. I am done now.