Your Wife's Boyfriend Had Been Out Of Town On Business For Almost Two Weeks. When He Returned, He Came

Your wife's boyfriend had been out of town on business for almost two weeks. When he returned, he came straight to your house to see her, and from the moment she saw him, it was as if you didn't exist. You watched for just a moment, then went to the guest room -- which you knew was what she expected you to do.