Sirius Black to goobers: the one day i actually come and school burns down
Remus Lupin: what classes were you in
James Potter: i was in english you Were Not
Peter Pettigrew: or history
Remus Lupin: it doesnt count as attending school if u just lie behind the science block till lunch
Sirius Black: youre all ruining this fire for me
James Potter to Lily Evans: give back my chocolate shake
Lily Evans: i dont have it
James Potter: i can see u fuckin drinkin it we’re in the same maccas
Lily Evans: everyones saying you did it
James Potter: pardon
Lily Evans: set the fire
James Potter: come off it
James Potter: whose saying that
Lily Evans: everyone
James Potter: ah yes my great mate ‘everyone’
Lily Evans: mary, elliot from science, louise marcot, guy from math whose name i dont know but went to ball with ruby garland, sam roberts, and sushi danny have all told me it was you
James Potter: wow that does seem like everyone
James Potter: now im wondering whether I did do it
Sirius Black to James Potter: had a dream i died in a freak pharmaceutical accident last night
James Potter: what is a freak pharmaceutical accident
Sirius Black: i was drunk in a pharmacy and put all their throat lozenges up my nose
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‘This is a disappointment to the family.’
‘Join us, Lily.’
‘Yeah come dance with us.’
‘I’m disowning you both.’
James and Albus dancing outside the inn where they were staying for Teddy and Victoire’s wedding weekend taken by Lily who had been playing music on her phone
Taken December 15th 2019
Hiiiiiii :) I love your Next Generation Aesthetic and was wondering if you could share some of your next gen headcanons with us?
Thank you so much😘 ofcourse I’ll share some of my headcanons with you :) I’ll do them oneby one and go from oldest to youngest. Oh and sorry it turned out so long
Teddy:
He was born on 13th April, the day after the full moon
When he was a baby/toddler he used to change his hair depending on whatever mood he would happen to be in
Molly and Arthur always saw Teddy as their first grandchild
Even though he lives with Andromeda, he still spends a lot of time with the Potter’s or at the burrow
Because he often changed his appearance without even noticing, he couldn’t go to a normal kindergarten/preschool
This lead to Victoire being his first real friend
“Why does Vicky call Bill ‘Dad’, but I’m not calling you ‘Dad’, Harry?”
He’s four when he asks this and it’s the first time someone tells him
He cried, he felt sad, but he still didn’t understand completely, because how could a four-year-old understand that
But he wasn’t alone
He had his grandma, Harry and Ginny
And they loved him
From this day on he always made three cards each Mother’s Day: One for his grandma, one for Ginny and one for the woman who loved him so much that she died for him
When he was six and James Sirius was born he had a little bother
He was nervous when he left to go to Hogwarts
Would he be a Gryffindor like his dad and his expanded family?
A Hufflepuff like his mother and his grandfather?
A Slytherin like his grandmother?
Or the first Ravenclaw in the family?
It didn’t take long for the sorting hat to put Teddy into Hufflepuff
And it that moment his hair turned bubble gum pink
For his 13th birthday Harry gave Teddy the Marauder’s Map
When people met Teddy as a teenager it didn’t take long for them to realize that the word ‘Hufflepunk’ existed because of this boy
Is just as clumsy as his mother (Oh wait that’s canon)
He was 15 when he realized that he had fallen in love with Victoire
He was 16 when he told her
He was 17 when Bill found out and was glad that he knew how to disapparate by the time
When he left Hogwarts (with excellent grades) he became a healer at St. Mungo’s
Victoire:
Looks like a mini version of her mum
Followed Teddy around everywhere when they were little
Hide and seek champion
Is one of the few Weasley’s that would rather die than sitting on a broom
Teddy mocks her about this sometimes
“You don’t like flying either!”
“Yes, but I didn’t scream that I would die, when I was only two feet off the ground.”
She was the first Weasley to get sorted into Ravenclaw
Perfect and Head Girl
Speaks perfect French, but likes to hoax people
“Can you say something in French?”
“Tu es un abruti.”
“What does that mean?”
“You’re really beautiful.”
Looks like an innocent little girl, but if you make her angry you better run
Wears a different flower in her hair everyday
On Halloween she however always wears lilies
After the other girls were old enough to understand the meaning behind this, they started doing this too
Fred II:
If you think that his name is everything he shares with his uncle you’re terribly wrong
Is in the same year as James Sirius and this is a combination Hogwarts was not prepared for
Proud Gryffindor
Is the only student to never be pranked by Peeves
George never tells him why, because the memory still hurts
Is one of the Gryffindor beaters since his second year
After he finished school “Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes” finally becames “Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes” again
Once created a potion that jumped out of the cauldron and disappeared through the wall
No one knows how that happened
Molly II:
Is also in Fred and Sirius year
The sorting hat was already confused after he had to sort a James Potter and Fred Weasley again, but when he heard Neville calling out “Molly Weasley”, he thought they were making fun of him
He however realized that this one was different after he sorted her into Ravenclaw after 14 minutes
Perfect and Head Girl
She is a rather quiet girl
But if she wants something she will do anything to get it and is a lot like her father in this point
Even though Molly isn’t as big of a prankster as her two cousins she still helps them often
When Percy got a letter from McGonagall telling him that Molly got a detention, he couldn’t believe what he just read
Molly was also the one who figured out how to add new things to the Marauder’s Map, like the Room of Requirement
Molly still is one of the kindest people you would ever met and has a heart out of pure gold
James Sirius:
Just like Fred II this boy lives up to the legacy of his name givers
And with his messy black hair and his brown eyes he looks a lot like his grandfather
Each year on Harry’s birthday James rendered Ginny’s poem
Is one of the Gryffindor beaters
Became team captain in his fourth year
There were some protests once, because at one point the Quidditch team was Potter and Weasley only
Is extremely good at charms
Teddy gave him the Marauder’s Map at the beginning of James’ third year
Is always super protective when it comes to his siblings and cousins
One time he and Fred had to sort out old detention slips, when he had THE idea
The two of them spend days counting how many pranks the marauders and Fred and George pulled throughout their time at Hogwarts
After they counted all of them together they had a new goal
They would beat them and pull more pranks then all of them together
In their seventh year they were worried that they wouldn’t be able to beat them
But they did
Their last prank was after their N.E.W.T.s
And it was the ultimate prank
This was also the only day McGonagall truly thought about retiring
Lucy:
Other than her sister Lucy hates her red hair
She started dying it when she was 14 and changed its colour all the time
At first because she thought it was cool, later to annoy her dad
Even through blood status wasn’t important to her, she was still kind of proud that she and Molly were the only pureblood Weasley kids
Is super curious
Often eavesdrops on other people
Loves gossip
Is one of the chaser on the Gryffindor Quidditch team
Super smart and loves playing chess
Likes to be alone sometimes, but still can’t be too long without her two best friends/cousins
Great at Divination
Dominique:
Was born on the first May which lead to problems between her and Victoire, because they both hated to have their birthdays so close together
Rebel heart
The only thing she has in common with her sister is her blond hair and that she will kick your ass
Amazing artist
Like really, that girl has some talent
Wears black 99.9% of the time
She, Lucy and Roxanne share a dorm in the Gryffindor tower
When it comes to friendships between the Weasley kids, theirs is the strongest
These three are the gossip queens of Hogwarts
Kind of hoped that she would be sorted into Slytherin, but knew that she belonged into Gryffindor
Refuses to speak French, when people ask her to
Gryffindor Chaser
Roxanne:
Loves that she has naturally red hair and dark skin
Is an awesome singer and loves music more than anything
She is the other chaser of the Gryffindor Quidditch team
Always wears a choker necklace
Ripped jeans
Is gay and has a crush on this cute Hufflepuff girl in her year
Sassy as hell
Shares the love of her grandfather for Muggle things (she prefers the old ones)
Lucy and Dominique are the only ones who are allowed to call her Roxy
Leader of the “Pluto is a planet” society at Hogwarts
Activist, literally will start a demonstration if she really wants something
Scorpius Hyperion:
Really quiet
Sometimes hates it to be a pureblood, because of the prejudices
Loves his father AND HIS MOTHER, WHO IS STILL ALIVE AND LIVES HAPPILY WITH DRACO!!!!!!!!!
Will never feel ashamed for his father and will defend him every time someone tries to talk bullshit about the Malfoys
Is totally gay for Albus
Reads a lot, spends more time with books than with people
Only person whose character was good in Cursed Child
Is Narcissa’s “little prince"
Had a happy childhood
Is always welcome at the burrow and at Potter’s
Does not give a f*** about whether someone is a pureblood, half blood, or muggle born thing
Slytherin Perfect
Rose:
Of all the Weasley’s Rose is the best at Quidditch
She’s a keeper
Is the only one who got into the team in her first year
Became captain after James graduated
Is super smart like her mom
But will procrastinate for as long as possible
Oh, what was that? You were insulting someone I like? Let me just PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
Biggest Scorbus shipper of all time
Looks like Hermione, but with red hair
Is super close with her dad
Ron was the one who thought her how to be a perfect keeper
But sometimes she asks Ginny or Angelina for Quidditch advice
Albus:
The hat actually wasn’t sure whether to put Albus into Gryffindor or Slytherin
He wanted to be in Slytherin
Doesn’t play Quidditch, but loves to watch
When its Gryffindor vs. Slytherin he will cheer for his house, but won’t boo on his family
Loves his little baby sister and his idiot brother ;)
Is totally gay for Scorpius
Also rather quiet
Smart, he knows what he’s doing and always thinks before acting
Once found Snape’s portrait at Hogwarts and talked with him all night
Oh, and just a reminder that Neville is canonly Albus’ godfather
Louis:
Went to Beauxbaton till his fourth year
He came back, because he wanted to be with his family after all
Is the only other Wotter Slytherin
Is a poet
When he lived in France he used to write many long letters to his family
Needs his time alone
Knew he wanted to be an author when he was 13
Published his first book with 19
Is the only person to publish a Harry Potter biography
Well at least the only authorised person
There is this one book written by Rita Skeeter, but that’s a different story
Lorcan and Lysander:
Identical twins
Lorcan is still older
Lorcan is a Ravenclaw like his mom
Lysander is a Hufflepuff like his dad
Newt always told them stories about his creatures when they were little
The two of them love to listen to their great-grandfather
They also love grandpa Xeno’s stories about all these weird magical beings no one ever saw
Are full of love and will offer help to anyone who needs it
The two of them, Lily and Hugo were always seen together at Hogwarts
When Louis came to Hogwarts he joined them
Do the Quidditch commentary in turns (sometimes together)
Hugo:
Is really shy
Will let Lily or Rose do the talking most of the time
Has probably read more books than his mother when she was his age
Doesn’t play Quidditch, but loves to box
Great at Transfiguration
Thinks a lot about becoming an Animagus
Even though he is one of the youngest Weasley’s he still acts like some big brother forwards younger students
Is a Perfect
Lily Luna:
Has Lily’s eyes (I don’t give a f*** about canon when it comes to this)
Luna is her godmother
Is Harry’s little princess especially when she was younger
Could do anything and he just couldn’t be mad at her
Puppy eyes
This scene could happen at Potter’s
Loves her whole family, but if she had to pick a favourite it would be Teddy
He’s also the only one she will listen to
When she was young she was the cutest little girl you could imagine
Is the seeker of the Gryffindor team
After she joined the team it was all Potter and Weasley
From all three potter kids she is the one who is the closest to Harry’s personality
She really loved being like her dad until she was older
She didn’t like people comparing her to him
She didn’t like only being “The Chosen One’s daughter”
She just couldn’t stand that people were seeing her just as his daughter and nothing else
“The new Gryffindor seeker is Harry Potter’s daughter, just like her father.”
“The best student in DADA is Harry Potter’s daughter, just like her father.”
And even when she did something that had nothing to do with him she was still just his daughter
“The new member of the Gobstone club is Harry Potter’s daughter.”
She even just joined, because she wanted to be NOT like him
That was when her rebel phase began
At some point she even stopped to talk to Harry (even though she knew it wasn’t his fault) and it broke his heart
And this was worse than James or Fred or Dominique or anyone else
She learned to deal with it in her sixth year (people also started to see as an own person)
But the relationship between her and Harry was still tensed
Even after she started to talk to him again
In her last year she found an old motorbike
When she asked Harry why he had a motorbike, but never used it, he started to explain that is was Sirius
For some reason they bounded over this moment
Lily was the only person with who Harry talked about Sirius after the war
Like really talked, not just a little bit
He gave it to her after she graduated and it was the best present she ever got
The only thing that was left from her rebel phase was the fact that she still refused to use Expelliarmus even though she became an Auror
She only used it one time again, after some dark wizard tried to kill Harry and she was the only one to notice it fast enough and disarm him
everybody has to do their part. as a reference, this was posted on 1 june 2020. if any links are broken or direct to a place they should not, please feel free to add on with corrections. if there is new information with better knowledge, please feel free to share. thank you.
do not donate to shaun king. he has repeatedly collected money to “support” black people, but no one knows where the money is.
BAIL FUNDS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST)
note: washington dc and new jersey have cashless bail systems.
bail fund google doc (also includes lawyers for protestors)
national bail fund network (directory of community bail funds)
community bail funds masterpost by @keplercryptids
resistance funds (google sheets; lists bail funds around the country)
nationwide bail funds (split a donation to the bail funds listed on the linked page with a single transaction)
atlanta bail fund
brooklyn bail fund
colorado freedom fund
columbus freedom fund
houston chapter of black lives matter
liberty fund (nyc based; focuses services on people from low-income communities)
los angeles freedom fund
louisville community fund
massachusetts bail fund
minnesota freedom fund (as of may 30, 2020, they are encouraging people to donate elsewhere since they have raised enough money; as of may 29, 2020, they do not have a venmo, as some fraudulent accounts have been claiming, source)
philadelphia bail out fund
richmond bail fund
MORE PLACES TO DONATE
note: more links are listed in the masterposts below.
northstar health collective (healthcare and medical aid for people on the front lines)
reclaim the block (aims to redistribute police funding to help the minneapolis community)
twin cities dsa (provides fresh groceries and hot meals to people in minneapolis)
it isn’t enough to sign petitions and reblog/retweet/etc. nonblack people, including people of color, owe it to black people to educate themselves and correct themselves and the people around them on anti-blackness.
note: more links are in the masterposts linked below.
resources and tools regarding racism and anti-blackness (google sheets compilation)
readings on society, racism, the prison system, etc. (twitter thread)
“where do we go after ferguson?” by michael eric dyson
official black lives matter website
people need supplies to protest safely, and even if they bring supplies with them, they can often run out. if you’re able, stock up and hand them out to people protesting. for more supplies to donate, see the “george floyd action” google docs link in section 5.
water bottles (dehydration and heatstroke are not things people should have to deal with alongside bastard cops. if the police in your area are particularly violent or known to use tear gas, get the ones with the sports cap/suction-thing/etc so people can use them as emergency eye-flushes.)
snacks (make sure to take into account that people have allergies of all sorts. foods will have a little label that says “may contain” and then list any potential allergens. write the allergens on the ziploc (or any container you use) in permanent marker, or better yet, write the snacks included in the pack.)
masks (don’t forget there’s still a pandemic going on. also it will aid in deterring facial recognition when the police try to track down protestors, also part two, if the cops use tear gas, wearing a mask (with the combination of a scarf or bandana) will lessen the adverse effects. lessen, not stop.)
bandanas, scarves, etc. and goggles (ski goggles, swimming goggles, etc.) (see above for explanation on the scarves. same goes for the goggles. anti–tear gas and anti–facial recognition.)
clean shirts (for people who are heavily gassed. also helps deter recognition through clothing.)
wound care supplies (band-aids, packets of neosporin packets or a similar antibiotic, alcohol wipes, etc.; if you can, decant bactine into those little travel bottles.)
a sharpie or another type of marker (for writing bail numbers or emergency contacts on arms, hands, etc. it’s not enough to have your city’s bail fund number stored on your phone; the police won’t give it to you to look it up. give people a marker so they can write it down, preferably not washable so it isn’t easily removed.)
IMPORTANT: KNOWING FIRST AID
tear gas: if you’re hit, get out as fast and as soon as you can. take anyone you can with you. the longer you’re in the gas, the harder it will be for you to see, and it can irritate your airways, making it hard to breathe. if you’re hit, don’t run; it’ll only make things worse on your lungs. when you leave the area, take a cold shower. don’t use hot water (it will only reactivate the agent); don’t bathe (it will only spread the CS around). (source 1) (source 2) (cdc fact sheet on tear gas)
move them to a clean and ventilated area where it’s as safe as possible.
ask them if they’re wearing contact lenses. have them remove it. if they’re wearing glasses, rinse it with water.
solution of half liquid antacid, half water. spray from the inside going out, with the head tilted back and slightly towards the side being rinsed. if they say it’s okay, open the eye slightly while doing this. (source)
bullet wounds: the most important thing is to stop the bleeding. be sure to check for an exit wound and cover that as well. treat both wounds, but treat the worse one first.
stop the bleed (youtube video by uc san diego health)
first aid in active shooting scenarios
making a tourniquet (a commercial tourniquet is best, but improvised ones can work as well if done properly; the most important things to remember is that tourniquets are for limb injuries and are not meant for the head or torso and that they have to be very tightly wound on the injury.)
how to apply pressure dressings
miscellaneous
adult cpr tutorial (youtube video by cincinnati children’s; think of “staying alive” by the beegees or “uptown funk”)
be responsible with this. people’s lives are at stake. that being said, the media is a fucking joke and the best way to get accurate information in a grassroots rebellion is amongst ourselves. record everything, but if you are going to share any information at all, be sure to blur people’s faces.
signal (encrypted messenger app; messages delete after x amount of time): app store | google play
tool for scrubbing metadata from images and selectively blurring identifiable features
tech tips to protect yourself while protesting (by rey.nbows on tiktok, via vicent_efl on twitter)
cop spotting 101 (google docs)
know your rights (by personachuu on twitter)
NUMBERS TO CALL FOR ARRESTED PROTESTORS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER; SOURCES LINKED TO THE NUMBER)
remember to keep phones OFF unless absolutely necessary. cell phone towers, stingrays, location notifs can all be used to track you and other protestors. don’t fuck around. if your phone must be on, keep it on airplane mode as often as possible and only communicate using encrypted methods. no, snapchat doesn’t count. (a twitter thread on stingrays, for those interested)
lawyers assisting protestors pro-bono (by riyakatariax on twitter)
atlanta: 404-689-1519
chicago: 773-309-1198
minneapolis: 612-444-2654
masterpost of petitions to sign, numbers to call, places to donate, and more (carrd by dehyedration on twitter)
#blacklivesmatter (google docs by ambivaIcnt on twitter; includes information on relevant events, other masterposts, lists of petitions and donation links, how to protest safely and protests to go to, and more)
george floyd action (google docs; includes information on apps to download, supplies to buy and donate, places to donate to, protest safety, resources on unlearning racial bias, and more)
how to get out of ziptie “handcuffs” (by finnianj on tiktok, via katzerax on twitter)
how can i help? by @abbiheartstaylor
how to make a signal-blocking cell phone pouch
tips for protestors by @aurora00boredealis
twitter thread for protestors (by vantaemuseum on twitter)
also, if you’re protesting, change your passcode. make it at least 11 characters long and don’t use facial/thumb recognition.
jem and tessa constantly thinking about and showing kit how much they love him added 20 years to my lifespan, cleared my skin, raised my grades, cured my anxiety, and gave me 20/20 vision
look
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do you ever read a piece of fanfic that is just so fucking spectacular that makes you actually feel things?
boy, i swear to god, i’m so goddamn grateful for every single one of you writers, yall literally giving us entertainment for free almost every goddamn week; and this is not only for those gracious magnificent bastards that are practically gods because they’ve perfected (and keep developing) their craft, this is also to that little (and equally amazing) writer that is just starting and might not be the best at it, you my friend keep writing because practice makes perfect, don’t stop writing if that’s what makes you happy. i just want all of yall to know that i appreciate you so goddamn much and yall the fucking best
to every fanfic writer out there: i love you, u crazy motherfucker
Michael Corner was dumped by Ginny Weasley for being a sore loser and in many instances was straight up rude, and he got tortured by the Carrows for releasing a first year student they had chained up.
Ernie Macmillan was pompous and at times even a little obnoxious, and he stood up and asked if students would be able to stay and fight Voldemort.
Seamus Finnigan sided with the ministry and called one of his closest friends a liar, and he owned up to his mistakes and apologized, and was one of the leaders in the fight against the carrows.
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown were seen as gossipy, giggly, over emotional school girls, and they fought in the battle of hogwarts.
Cho Chang was often emotional, and was jealous of Harry’s friendship with Hermione, and she fought in the battle of hogwarts.
Fred, George, and Lee Jordan were troublemakers at school, and were often seen as immature, and they risked their lives to get information to people during the war and fought in the final battle.
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Ginny, and Luna also often exhibit immature and sometimes even rude behavior during their school years, and are inarguably six of the bravest most heroic people in the series.
These characters were children. They were teenagers. They were immature, they were petty, at times they were rude. They were over emotional and easily jealous and obnoxious and they all had moments where they were straight up bad people. But that doesn’t change the fact that they were heroes. Teenagers are stupid. These kids were normal teenagers, and they had the same flaws that normal teenagers have, and that shouldn’t overshadow the heroes that they grew into.
NOTE: this post is NOT endorsing or excusing the awful irredeemable behavior of a certain adult character who shall remain nameless. This post is about children who are judged on a few childish actions instead of their bravery and heroism.
tell me the story of neville longbottom, the other boy who lived.
tell me the story of a boy who was born unimpressive, who could have been a chosen one had snape listened longer at the door. who had parents that loved and cherished him for far too short a time. who lost his mother and father to the cruelty of death eaters, who had to grow up with a family that always saw him as less than who he was, who he could be, because his magic remained hidden inside him, coiled like a snake.
tell me the story of a boy who could never quite handle school, who could never muster the courage to raise his hand in class, who always messed up his potions somehow. who sat in the gryffindor common room as hermione patiently went over her history of magic notes for him and wondered for the millionth time why he didn’t end up a hufflepuff. who never saw himself as anything special, not really, because there were other kids in his year whose stars burned brighter, while he struggled just to keep up with the bottom of the class.
tell me the story of a boy who stepped up, who foresaw hogwarts descending into darkness and refused to let it happen without a fight. who became the next leader of their secret fight against the dark lord, rebelling against snape and the carrows from within the castle. who led the surge to take the sword of gryffindor from snape’s office; who took blow after blow from torturing death eaters to try and protect the first-years who didn’t deserve any of this. who ended up hiding in the castle, creating a supply line to hogsmeade and continuing to fight under threat of expulsion (and worse) because someone had to do it.
tell me the story of the unchosen one, who went from a nervous little boy to the slayer of nagini in seven years. tell me about that neville longbottom.
Why do people write Lily treating James like shit?
I lost count of how many fanfiction I’ve read where Lily slapped James, said that he was bad or was completely mean to him, even when they started dating.
I feel like people forget that yes, we can write Lily as a strong woman but being strong and feminist doesn’t mean slapping your boyfriend everytime he doesn’t agree with you or you think he’s being stupid.
Just because he’s a boy, doesn’t mean he deserves it or doesn’t feel it. Boys are people too, they should be treated with respected. It’s not funny or cool or character development to have her treating him like she’s better and he is lucky that she even accepted going out with him.
I’m not going to tag or quote the most recent examples I’ve seen of this because I feel like these people don’t deserve this type of thing but please stop. Lily can be loving and a feminist, she can spend every day with James or want to be a housewife.
Write strong women. Write real women.