The last train out of Newcastle was almost empty. It rattled across the large bridges over the black water of the Tyne, and for the most part was quiet, just one or two people per carriage, snoozing in their seats or tapping away on laptops, ignoring the ping of the intercom and the Geordie-accented voice announcing the stops.
The exception to this was the very last carriage, where a large family was making a lot of noise indeed. Dressed head to toe in green and draped in scarves and flags and badges with words like 'Harpies rangers!' and 'These witches have talons!', they stretched across two table seats and the aisles behind too, the tables themselves laden with drinks and tubs of food bought last minute from the M&S in the station.
'-And then I can't believe you just openly told me it's rude to stare!' Albus was bursting out furiously at his father. The rest of the family was roaring with laughter, and Al was occasionally laughing too, though his face was as red as his mother's hair.
'It is rude to stare!' Harry replied, holding out his hands helplessly.
'I wasn't staring!'
'You WERE!' several people shouted back at him, pink faced with laughter.
Scorpius adopted a vacant, dreamy sort of expression, staring into the middle distance. 'H...ello,' he croaked, which only made the rest of the family laugh even more. Teddy's stomach ached from it, and he could see Lily wiping tears from her eyes.
'I didn't say it like that!'
'You DID!'
'I said it normally! A normal hello!'
'You absolutely did not, and you stared for so long - I have never seen you look more like your mother,' said Harry. 'I was transported back to my first visit to the Burrow.'
'Oh!' said Ginny, with mock crossness, and she leaned over the table to place a protective hand on her son's shoulder. 'Ignore them, Al, they don't know what it's like to meet your heroes-'
Albus rested his forehead on the table, between the tub of flapjacks and bottles of butterbeer, his shoulders shaking in despairing laughter. 'Mum, it's your fault, springing that on me... Can't believe I just stared at him... Why didn't you warn me he was their coach?'
'I thought it would be a nice surprise!' said Ginny. 'I thought you'd always wanted to meet Gonçalo Flores!'
'He did,' said Scorpius, 'but I bet he always imagined he'd be very suave and witty, not just... "H...ello...", didn't you, Al?'
'I hate you all, I hate Quidditch, I hate Gonçalo Flores-'
'No, you don't.'
'No, I don't,' admitted Albus, still hilariously red in the face. 'He was so nice about it... just makes it worse...'
'Al,' said James above the family's laughter. He was grinning evilly. 'Is he on your list, Al?'
'Oh my God, shut up-'
'He is!' said James gleefully, as amused 'ooh's' filled the carriage and Scorpius nodded enthusiastically, looking positively elated. 'He is on your list!'
'You know, I was worried for about half a second when I saw him,' said Scorpius. 'But fair's fair, you gave it your best shot, Al, I'm happy for him to stay on the list.'
'What list?' asked Harry, frowning. 'I don't get it.'
'Oh, sweetheart, you're so innocent,' said Ginny sympathetically, leaning back to squeeze Harry's knee. 'You're probably on loads of lists.'
'What lists?' he asked, apparently entirely flummoxed. 'What for?'
'No one tell him,' said Teddy quickly. 'No one explain.'
'Is it a list of people to kill? If someone's on your list you want to kill them?'
'Oh my God, Dad, get more mind healing,' said Lily, which made Ted snort with laughter.
'Al definitely doesn't want to kill Gonçalo Flores...' said James, with a grin that looked eerily like Uncle George.
'Stop it; I don't want to discuss this with my parents-' hissed Al.
'Who else is on your list?' asked Ginny. She looked at Scorpius. 'Who else is on it?'
'Well...'
‘You know who’s on mine?’ said Rowan, who seemed drunker than Ted had ever seen him, ‘Cerys Twycross. That actress from that play we saw last year.’
Lily snorted. ‘In your dreams, love.’
‘Well, yes, precisely,’ said Rowan, which earned him a shriek of laughter from Ginny.
‘You know what,’ said Scorpius, with a brief smirk at Lily. ‘I could arrange that for you. I know a guy who knows her.’
‘Shut up!’ said Lily, sitting up so fast in her seat that the pack of crisps in her lap went flying. ‘You don’t, you’re winding me up, you’re as bad as James sometimes.’
‘Tell me more,’ said Rowan, leaning forward.
‘Yeah, good luck, Ro…’
'Hazel,' said Harry, leaning across the aisle.
'No,' she said at once, shaking her head frantically. The others laughed.
'What does it mean?' he asked. 'You'll tell me.'
'Don't tell him, Haze!'
'I - ask your son-' she babbled.
'Tell me, I'm your boss-'
'Not any more...'
'I'm good friends with your boss, come on-'
'Hazel, don-'
'It's a list of people you're allowed to sleep with,' she blurted out, and then her cheeks flushed pink too.
'Ahh,' said Harry, leaning back. He turned to Ginny with a grin that Teddy did not like at all. 'Like our agreement about Madeleine Marlborough?'
'I beg your pardon?' spluttered James, as Al and Lily both howled in revulsion and the others burst into renewed laughter.
'The Australian singer.'
'Yes, I know who she is, I wish I didn't.'
'Horrible,' Teddy said. 'She's my age. You're both horrible. Who - no I don't want to know.'
'It's not serious,' Harry assured them.
'Excuse me, speak for yourself,' said Ginny.
'Stop!' pleaded Albus, burying his face in his hands. 'The pair of you... I am about to leap off this train.'
'This is terrible,' James agreed. 'This is... deeply traumatising.'
'It's all right for you,' said Ted. 'You'll forget it in about five minutes.'
'Well, that's five minutes too long.'
'You all need to toughen up,' said Harry with a shrug. 'Scorpius, Rowan and Hazel don't mind.' Indeed, they were all spluttering with laughter, Hazel and Rowan exchanging shocked but amused glances.
'They're not related to you!'
'And anyway, sadly I can't imagine we'll ever meet her, our concert days are over and I don’t think we run in the same circles.'
'I think this whole experience demonstrates that just because someone is on your list, doesn't mean that you'll actually enjoy meeting them,' said Albus flatly.
'Oh, Ally, you poor thing, no wonder you were so star-struck,' said Ginny. 'You should have told me he was on your list-'
'GOD-!'
'Back in the day, when-'
'Yes - we know - you met Dad and you couldn't speak in front of him, but you were a little girl, I'm a fully grown man-'
'So's Gonçalo Flores,' said Scorpius, with an exaggerated wink.
Albus screamed into the tub of brownie bites.
The shrieks of laughter and jeers continued as the train snaked through the darkness, swaying slightly as it turned corners. Teddy liked travelling this way; they had known that several of them would be too drunk to apparate after the match, and the Knight Bus and Portkey points would likely be too full of journalists and people staring to be worth it. But Teddy liked the slowness of muggle transport, he liked the conversations that arose from lack of anything else to do, the way that they were cramped in together. He blew across the top of his butterbeer bottle to make the funny hooting noise before remembering his young daughters were not there with him, but at home with Vic, but Lily laughed and seemed to appreciate it anyway.
'If I get an emptier one,' she said, 'and someone else gets another - we should try and make the theme tune to the Bowmans.'
'Ooh, yes, let me help,' said Ginny, seizing a bottle. 'Hazel, you take this one - if we get good enough, we can save some money on the wedding band.'
'Did we book a band?' James blurted out suddenly, and he seized his notebook and began rifling through the pages. 'Did we-?'
'Yes,' said Hazel soothingly. 'It's all arranged.'
'Which one, I don't remember-'
'It's all right,' said Harry patiently, for James was starting to look a little frantic. 'No one expects you to remember everything involved in planning a wedding.'
'OK, I've found it - I wrote here that I booked them - but I don't remember doing it-'
Teddy exchanged a dark glance with Ginny, who picked up a tub of caramelized peanuts and shook them at James in offering. ‘That’s what you write things down for, isn’t it? Grab a handful of these before they’re all gone, I can’t stop picking at them.’
He must have known he was being distracted, for he gave her an irritable sort of look, but he did take a handful and returned to looking through his notebook in a much calmer sort of way.
‘Is your list in there?’ Ted asked, nodding at the full pages. ‘So you don’t forget?’
James’s brown eyes flicked up at him a narrowed slightly. ‘No,’ he said firmly.
‘You said that pretty quickly,’ said Al.
‘Almost too quickly.’
‘I don’t have a list,’ said James. ‘I’m not a pervert like the rest of you.’
‘Everyone’s got a list, Jim,’ said Scorpius. ‘Even if they don’t realise.’
‘Your father and I aren’t perverts!’ exclaimed Ginny.
‘You are, and I won’t hear any more about it-’
‘Hazel -’ began Harry, ‘obviously you both have lists, don’t you? I’m your boss-’
‘I am absolutely not talking to you about it,’ said Hazel.
There was a great, rhythmic ‘ooh’ from the amused family, and James grinned broadly at her, but Harry was also grinning, unfazed and unoffended. ‘So there is a list, then?’
There was another round of whooping, howling laughter, Rowan clapping his hands in delight. ‘He’s got you there!’
Hazel was laughing, her head in her hands, but James, still amused, was leaping to her defence. ‘Don’t twist her words - thank God you’re not an auror now, that wouldn’t hold up in court, would it? Don’t-’
‘He’s so defensive - I bet it’s because their lists are filthy!’ insisted Al.
‘Absolutely not, there’s no list!’
The train began to rattle and sway even more, slipping between towering concrete covered in graffiti. The tannoy chimed and the Geordie accent from before announced that they would soon be arriving into Kings Cross.
‘Excellent,’ said Harry happily, although Teddy felt oddly glum that their journey had come to an end.
They staggered off the train together into the almost empty station, still bedecked in green, still laughing and shouting loudly at one another, their voices echoing off the grubby white tiles. Harry, though Lily had not permitted him to drink much at all, threw open his arms and looked up at the great glass ceiling as he walked. ‘Isn’t it good to be back here, kids?’ he called loudly. Then he span and pointed at Teddy. ‘A few more years and you’ll be here every September again too!’
Ted grinned at him, though the prospect of Dora and Celeste starting school mildly terrified him. He kept walking, and as he reached Harry, his godfather slung his arm around his shoulders. ‘Watch out,’ he told Ted, ‘it goes by in a flash.’
‘Already is.’
‘Bring the girls next time, it was lovely having everyone together. They’d love it - you know it’s no problem getting tickets.’
‘I told you - it’s well past their bed time.’
‘Ah, who cares - the odd late night never hurt anyone.’
‘Easy to say when you don’t have to deal with them the next day!’ said Ted, laughing.
The ticket gates were wide open; the family walked through without reaching into their pockets for the little orange cards. ‘Right,’ Ginny was saying briskly, ‘who’s coming to Ron and Hermione’s with us? Al and Scorpius - are you still going with Ted to Grimmauld Place? Or - no, Lily, was that you two?’
But Lily was ignoring her, pulling urgently on Rowan’s hand and gesturing frantically at the others. ‘Hurry - the night tube isn’t running tonight!’
‘Ah, we’ll get a cab-’
‘Thank you,’ said Harry’s voice, much quieter now. Ted stopped watching the rest of the family chaotically argue over getting the tube or taxis, and looked at Harry. He was watching his son and Hazel; James was pointing at the barrier between platform’s nine and ten, recounting some story. ‘For joking about it all with him, for keeping it light.’
‘Of course,’ said Ted. ‘Wasn’t that what we all agreed?’
‘Yes, but I know it isn’t easy, but you always find the right words.’
‘Sort of my job,’ mumbled Ted awkwardly. ‘He seems to be doing so much better though, so it is getting easier, isn’t it?’
‘It is. It’ll be a good wedding.’
‘TED!’ Lily bellowed. ‘Come ON! We’re going back to yours!’
‘Chill out!’ he shouted back to her, and then looked once more at Harry with great exasperation. ‘What’s she like?’
Harry smiled, though it seemed slightly strained. ‘I mean it. Thank you.’
‘You don’t need to thank me for looking after my brother.’
Harry hugged him, one hand gripping at the silky Harpies flag draped round Ted’s shoulders, the other at the back of his head in his emerald green hair. ‘Good luck with writing the speech,’ he said. ‘Send my love to Vic and the girls.’
‘Will do. See you Sunday.’
They broke apart. ‘Jim! Hazel!’ Harry called across the wide expanse of the station. ‘Let’s go, if we’re too late back Hermione’ll tell us off.’
Beneath the great glass ceiling of Kings Cross, the family hugged, and made their hasty, happy farewells.
James: Why can’t I go in the kitchen?
Lily: *Hiding fallen feathers behind her back* No reason.
James: Then let me through.
Albus, From The Kitchen: ARGH!
James: *runs in and freezes*
Albus: *holding scratched arm next to a hippogriff* This isn’t what it looks like.
James: Well then what is it!? Because it looks like a Hippogriff in our kitchen!
Lily: This is all a dream *hand swishes*
James: That only worked once!
Albus: In our defence, Mum and Dad only said we couldn’t get a baby Hippogriff, they never said anything about a fully grown one.
—
Lily: *holding sketchbook* What’s this?
Albus: What are you doing in my room!?
Lily: Looking for your diary.
James: Oh I have that. Thought it was a very gay hand written novel at first.
Albus: *snatching diary* Give that!
—
James: No.
Lily: Yes.
James: No!
Lily: Yes!
Albus: Hey guys, you were taking too long and I did it anyway.
James: Wha — NO!!
—
James: Why do I have to do the dishes? I did them last night!
Lily: Because Mum and Dad love me more.
Albus: Yeah, and they hate the way I do them.
Ginny: Hey kids, oh and James, it’s rubbish day tomorrow so take the kitchen bins out.
James: Wha — I have plans!
Albus: Not anymore trash man.
—
Albus: Oh yeah, and James.
James: Yeah?
Albus: Try a silencing charm next time, it really—
James: *throws pillow at Albus*
—
Lily, Wearing Crop Top And Shorts: I’m going out.
James: Not in that you’re not!
Lily: Why not!?
Albus: Because it’s ugly.
James: At least wear something that goes together well.
—
James: *plonks on the couch*
Harry: Took me ages to fluff those pillows.
James: Sorry.
Albus: *steps over back and squats with a plate of cold pizza* What are you guys watching?
Harry: Some Muggle cop show.
James: What!? Why doesn’t he get yelled at for that!?
—
Lily: Can I invite a girl over?
Harry: Sure.
Albus: Could I invite a girl over?
Harry: No.
Albhs: Why!?
Harry: It’s just inappropriate.
Albus: What about a boy?
Harry: That’s fine.
Albus: *silent in polysexual*
James: Could I invite a boy —
Harry: You’re still grounded.
James: For what!?
Harry: *Points to dirty dishes*
James: That was Lily’s—
Harry: I don’t want to hear the excuses.
—
Albus: I may have gotten into a fight.
James: With who!? A dragon!?
Albus: No! Just some twenty-five year old with a lighter.
James: What!? Are you okay!?
Albus: Yeah I’m fine, he wasn’t very good.
James: You’re covered in cuts, bruises and burns!
Albus: And? You should see him.
Lily: *walks in* Again? What did he say this time?
James: AGAIN!?!?
—
James: *walks into bathroom to see Albus bleaching half his head* Did you have another mental breakdown?
Albus: No. It was a panic attack actually.
—
Lily: How is James better at makeup than me!? He doesn’t even wear it!
James: I’m gay, I don’t know.
—
Albus: This is a bad idea. Maybe we shouldn’t do this?
Lily: James will be hella pissed.
Albus: Okay, let’s go!
—
Albus, Over Phone: Hey Mum. You think you forgot something at the shops?
Ginny: Oh shit! Lily asked for rye bread.
Albus: I meant me!
James: You forget Albus again?
Ginny: Why didn’t you mention it?
James: You forget your child and I’m somehow to blame?
Ginny: Don’t give me that back talk!
James: Backtalk!?
Ginny: You’re grounded!
Albus: This was so worth getting left behind.
—
Lily: Can I stay over at a friends house this weekend?
Harry: Sure.
Lily: Thanks!
James and Albus: How was that so easy for her…?
Jace stepped forward first, in a gear jacket printed with golden runes, and held out a hand to Alec. “I stand as suggenes to Alexander Lightwood,” he said with pride. Magnus felt about Jace the way he had felt about many Shadowhunters over the years, Fairchilds and Herondales and Carstairs and others: fondness and faint exasperation. But in moments like this, when Jace’s love for Alec shone true and untrammeled, he felt only gratitude and affection. Alec took Jace’s hand and they began to walk the pathway of light. Magnus made to follow them, warlocks having no tradition of suggenes—a companion to the altar—but Catarina stepped forward, smiling, and took his arm. “I fought our mutual green frenemy for the privilege of escorting you,” she said, indicating a fulminating Ragnor with a tilt of her head. “Come on, now—you don’t think I’d let you approach the altar alone? What if you got cold feet and ran off?” Magnus chuckled as they passed by familiar faces: Maia and Bat, Lily wearing a tipsy crown of flowers, Helen and Aline whistling and clapping. Helen had a blue band around her wrist as well as gold runes on her clothes; so did Mark. “My feet have never been warmer,” Magnus said. “They’re positively toasty.” She smiled at him. “No doubts?” They had reached the end of the lighted path. Alec stood waiting, Jace beside him on the platform. Behind them was the ocean, stretching out silvery-blue as Magnus’s magic, all the way to the horizon. Their closest friends ringed the platform—Clary with her arms full of blue and yellow flowers, Isabelle carrying Max and sniffling back tears, Simon alight and smiling, Maryse with Rafe by her side: he looked solemn, as if aware of the significance of the occasion. Jia Penhallow stood where a priest would stand in a mundane ceremony, the Codex in her hand. They had all donned shawls or light jackets of silk, runed in gold; silk banners hung suspended in the sky, printed with runes of love and faith, commitment and family. Magnus glanced down at Catarina. “No doubts,” he said. She squeezed his hand and went to stand beside Jia. There was a second ring around the platform: The Blackthorns and their friends were all there, clustered in close. Julian smiled his slow quiet smile at Magnus; Emma glowed with happiness as Magnus crossed the wooden platform and took his place opposite Alec. Alec held his hands out, and Magnus took them. He looked into Alec’s blue eyes, the precise color of his own magic, and felt a great calm descend over him, a peace beyond all other peace he had ever known. No doubts. Magnus didn’t need to search his soul. He’d searched it a thousand times, ten thousand, in the years he’d known Alec. Not because he doubted, but because it shocked him so much that he didn’t. In all his life, he had never known such surety. He had lived happily and had no regrets, he had made poetry out of wondering and wandering, had lived untethered and gloried in freedom. Then Magnus had met Alec. He had felt drawn to him in a way he couldn’t have explained or anticipated: He had wanted to see Alec smile, to see him be happy. He had watched Alec turn from a shy boy with secrets to a proud man who faced the world openly and unafraid. Alec had given him the gift of faith, a faith that Magnus was strong enough to make not just Alec happy, but a whole family happy. And in their happiness, Magnus had felt himself not just free, but surrounded by an unimaginable glory. Some might have called it the presence of God. Magnus just thought of it as Alexander Gideon Lightwood.
Queen of Air and Darkness - Magnus and Alec’s wedding scene 1 (via magnusbane-aleclightwood)
A/N: Asked @floreatcastellumposts to give me a prompt to get me out of my writer’s block (If anyone else wants to send me a prompt, then please do!). She gave me ‘McGonagall finds out that Harry is an Auror’ and this was the result:
Minerva sighed as she fell heavily into the chair behind her new desk. Her bones ached from weariness; she took a sip of her tea in order to suppress the yawn threatening to escape her. There was no time for rest.
The parchment in front of her was so long the end of it snaked off the edge of the desk and trailed onto the rich carpet, the list of chores upon it stretching across the office.
Minerva took her quill and began searching down the list, ticking off items which had been dealt with. Hagrid had managed to secure the Thestral herd this morning. Minerva tried not to think about how much longer that particular task may have taken if not for the increased number of volunteers who could now see the winged horses roaming the battle-scarred grounds of Hogwarts.
She scratched her quill across the parchment, and scanned down the rest of the never ending list. The repairs of the castle were taking longer than expected, due in part, to the ancient magic holding much of the structure up. And creating a definitive list of which students would and would not be returning in the Autumn was proving rather difficult. Nobody, it appeared, was quite ready to think about the future just three short weeks after the fall of Voldemort.
“I’m getting too old for this,” Minerva whispered, lifting her cup to take another sip.
“Nonsense,” came a voice from behind her. Minerva jumped slightly, having forgotten once again that her new office came with an audience. “I should think there’s still a few decades in you yet.”
She did not bother responding to Albus’ remark, his portrait, it seemed, would be just as taxing as the man himself had been.
Never mind that his tenure of the school had not started with the most devastating battle Hogwarts had seen in its long history, never mind that she would have to oversee a cohort of students who would be unable to walk the corridors without replaying scenes from said battle, never mind that a vast number of them were dealing with the loss of loved ones to Voldemort’s tyranny.
Minerva was pulled from her morose thoughts by a soft knock on the door. She bit back another sigh, mentally steeling herself for the next in a long line of problems she was sure was about to walk through her door.
“Enter.”
The door opened slowly, almost tentatively, and a shock of untidy black hair appeared around it.
“Good evening, Professor,” Harry Potter said politely. “Do you have a moment for me and Neville?”
Minerva pressed her lips together, attempting to hold back a smile. She doubted there was a single witch or wizard in the country that couldn’t spare a minute for Harry these days.
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Because I know this has been sold out for a while and it’s not fair to those who couldn’t get a copy: The Waterstones special edition Chain of Thorns extra —
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I hope we do better there. I hope Jasper was wrong, and we aren’t the problem. I hope your lives there will be as happy as mine has been. Be the good guys. May we meet again.
• Happy Father’s Day to James Potter who stood between the Dark Lord and his son, wandless, knowing it to be a battle that could never be won.
• Happy Father’s Day to James Potter who saw the streak of green light and thought of dimples in his sons cheeks, birthdays he will miss, presents he will never gift and games he’ll never see Harry thrive in.
• Happy Father’s Day to a boy of 21 that never got a chance to be a father - a rock of support. A teacher. A mentor. But who died for fatherly love.
• Happy Father’s Day to Rubeus Hagrid who brought such joy into Harry Potter’s life, and whom Harry loved unconditionally from the bottom of his heart.
• Happy Father’s Day to Rubeus Hagrid who taught Harry of selfless kindess and loyalty. Whose actions taught him it was never words that shaped bonds.
• Happy Father’s Day to Rubeus Hagrid whose will had been broken as he gently carried the corpse of the kind, brave boy through the Forbidden Forest and into the light; and not once in those moments did Harry doubt his love.
• Happy Father’s Day to Arthur Weasley who was never less of a father to his eight children, even though his seventh son was not his by blood.
• Happy Father’s Day to Arthur Weasley who, despite the faults of rotting society and insults to his family name, raised eight beautiful human beings who fought for the better world in the name of the greater good - who licked ash off their wounds and stood ever straighter when eight had crumbled to seven.
• Happy Father’s Day to Arthur Weasley - an underrated underdog, and a radiant human being.
• Happy Father’s Day to Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore whose heart may not always have been in the right place, and whose methods birthed veils of secrets, but whose wisdom soothed Harry on many occassions.
• Happy Father’s Day to Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore who taught Harry love was the only magic worth having in the world.
• Happy Father’s Day to Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore who taught Harry that it is choices that make us who we are, far more than our abilities.
• Happy Father’s Day to Sirius Orion Black, the closest thing to James Harry ever had in his life. A confidant. A brother and a dad.
• Happy Father’s Day to Sirius Orion Black who, despite seeing James in a fifteen-year-old boy, gave Harry truth and confidence, treating him as an equal rather than a child led to hide behind great men and shadows, never testing for his true potentials.
• Happy Father’s Day to Sirius Orion Black who assured the bravest boy he had ever known, in his hour of darkness, that death was peace, swifter and easier than falling asleep.
• Happy Father’s Day to Remus John Lupin who taught Harry James Potter that his fears should not incite shame and humiliation - that strength lied in growth and acceptance of your weakness.
• Happy Father’s Day to Remus John Lupin who loved Harry as selflessly as James Potter and Lily Evans had once loved him.
• Happy Father’s Day to Remus John Lupin, who, despite never being a father to Teddy Lupin, raised a wonderful man who will raise his son to be as great a man as his father had been.
• Happy Father’s Day to William Arthur Weasley, a loving father to Victoire, Dominique and Louis, whose story tells of bravery and unwavering belief in the good of the world.
• Happy Father’s Day to George Weasley whose son Fred mended the soul which was torn apart. Whose daughter Roxanne brought smiles and sincere laughter back in his life.
• Happy Father’s Day to Percy Weasley who loves Molly and Lucy as devotedly as Arthur and Molly had loved him, and is careful not to experience the pain of his parents.
• Happy Father’s Day to Percy Weasley whose heart still freezes at the jokes that slip his lips, yet the smiles of his children remind him it is what he would’ve wanted.
• Happy Father’s Day to Draco Lucius Malfoy who makes a point of showing his son that shackles of the past are not Unbreakable vows, that circumstances birth differences severed further by hatred. All he needs is a little trust and support. And a kind heart.
• Happy Father’s Day to Draco Lucius Malfoy whose heart swells with butterflies as he watches Scorpius be a man he himself could never have been.
• Happy Father’s Day to Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan who ensure the kids remember the spectacular fireworks on every birthday of their daughter. And teach her love is the most colorful sparkle in the world.
• Happy Father’s Day to Neville Longbottom whom his twins view as a hero, but who never forgets to remind them humans are not flowers - a person’s true worth lays beyond appearance and demenour, in the depth of heart, the very corners of the soul.
• Happy Father’s Day to Ronald Billius Weasley whose dad jokes never cease to bring light in the darkest of places nor embarrass Hugo and Rose. And whose advice is still the most powerful of all.
• Happy Father’s Day to Harry James Potter, a devoted and loving father to Teddy, James Sirius, Albus Severus and Lily Luna. A teacher. A mentor. A brother. A confidant.
• Happy Father’s Day to The Boy Who Lived and everyone who loved him enough to risk their lives to lead him to a place where he is now. Home.
Michael Corner was dumped by Ginny Weasley for being a sore loser and in many instances was straight up rude, and he got tortured by the Carrows for releasing a first year student they had chained up.
Ernie Macmillan was pompous and at times even a little obnoxious, and he stood up and asked if students would be able to stay and fight Voldemort.
Seamus Finnigan sided with the ministry and called one of his closest friends a liar, and he owned up to his mistakes and apologized, and was one of the leaders in the fight against the carrows.
Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown were seen as gossipy, giggly, over emotional school girls, and they fought in the battle of hogwarts.
Cho Chang was often emotional, and was jealous of Harry’s friendship with Hermione, and she fought in the battle of hogwarts.
Fred, George, and Lee Jordan were troublemakers at school, and were often seen as immature, and they risked their lives to get information to people during the war and fought in the final battle.
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Ginny, and Luna also often exhibit immature and sometimes even rude behavior during their school years, and are inarguably six of the bravest most heroic people in the series.
These characters were children. They were teenagers. They were immature, they were petty, at times they were rude. They were over emotional and easily jealous and obnoxious and they all had moments where they were straight up bad people. But that doesn’t change the fact that they were heroes. Teenagers are stupid. These kids were normal teenagers, and they had the same flaws that normal teenagers have, and that shouldn’t overshadow the heroes that they grew into.
NOTE: this post is NOT endorsing or excusing the awful irredeemable behavior of a certain adult character who shall remain nameless. This post is about children who are judged on a few childish actions instead of their bravery and heroism.
so i made another one bc these are hella fun to write
Remus Lupin to it is perfectly normal to cry in wonder woman: can we establish the ground rules for tonight
Sirius Black: rules schmules
Remus Lupin: do you want your arse to be front page news again?
Sirius Black: those readers were blessed
James Potter: I have it framed
Sirius Black: aww babe
Peter Pettigrew to can you die from too much Nutella?: where are you guys???
James Potter: sry SOMEONE was being dramatic
Sirius Black: it’s not my fault the hairdryer broke
Sirius Black: I couldn’t leave with DAMP hair
Peter Pettigrew: hurry the fuck up
James Potter: pete its fine
Peter Pettigrew: its raining and ive been waiting twenty mins
Peter Pettigrew: it is noT FINE
Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: ‘The Maruaders’ frontman James Potter flirts up a storm with old friend Marlene McKinnon at Oscars, are they dating?
Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: @jampots how could you do this to me?
James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack you weren’t supposed to find out this way
Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: @jamspotter you can’t afford me
James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlmckinnon rude tbh
James Potter to Remus Lupin: are ppl acc believing this crap
Remus Lupin: you didn’t exactly help the situation
James Potter: what if evans sees it?
Remus Lupin: I thought you were over it
James Potter: ….
James Potter: i am
James Potter: one hundred percent
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: he’s not over it
Sirius Black: well obviously
Sirius Black: he’s been playing her album on repeat for the last three weeks
Remus Lupin: are you still stealing his spotify?
Sirius Black: im not made of money
Remus Lupin: you have a Porsche….
Sirius Black: details details
James Potter to SUIT UP: who’s doing the speech if we win the grammy?
Peter Pettigrew: I thought you were
Remus Lupin: you said you’d written it
James Potter: where’s the evidence
Remus Lupin sent a screenshot
James Potter: well shit
Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: Lily Evans throws drink over James Potter at Grammy’s, is it over his relationship with Marlene McKinnon?
Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: for gods sake I am NOT dating james
James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon I’m hurt
Marlene McKinnon (@marlsmckinnon) tweeted: you know I love you rlly @jampots
Remus Lupin (@rjlupin) tweeted: @marlsmckinnon @jampots this is exactly what I was talking about
Peter Pettigrew to Sirius Black: why did she throw her drink at him?
Sirius Black: he apologised for being rude to snivilus
Peter Pettigrew: how does that make sense??
Sirius Black: but then he said it wasn’t his fault she was friends with a racist twat
Peter Pettigrew: oh
James Potter to Marlene McKinnon: did you talk to her?
Marlene McKinnon: mate you need to drop it
James Potter: I’m an idiot
Marlene Mackinnon: yes, yes you are
James Potter to Lily Evans: I’m an idiot
James Potter: and I’m sorry
Lily Evans: you can’t keep apologising and then not changing
James Potter: what do you want me to do evans?
Lily Evans: move on potter
James Potter changed the chat name to lets get drunk pls
Peter Pettigrew: u okay?
James Potter: not rly
Sirius Black: we’re on our way
The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: James Potter photographed kissing mystery girl in back of club
Lily Evans sent a photo to Marlene McKinnon
Lily Evans: is that who I think it is
Marlene McKinnon: you’re not seriously jealous
Lily Evans: ofc not
Lily Evans: its just a bit of a surprise
Marlene McKinnon: you told him to move on lil
Lily Evans: I didn’t mean with dorcas
Rita Skeeter (@ritaskeeter) tweeted: James Potter’s mystery girl is Dorcas Meadowes, close friend of Lily Evans and Marlene McKinnon, all 3 attended school with The Maruaders.
Sirius Black to no the next album will not be called sirius and the others: someone buy teabags
James Potter: there are spares under my bed
Sirius Black: about that
James Potter: you fucker
Peter Pettigrew: did you try moonys stash in his wardrobe
Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you stay away from those teabags
Sirius Black: too late
Remus Lupin: I’m telling mrs potter
Sirius Black: you wouldn’t
Remus Lupin: too late
Dorcas Meadowes to Lily Evans: u know me and james were just messing right
Lily Evans: why does everyone think I’m bothered
Dorcas Meadowes: bc u r
Lily Evans: I’m not
Dorcas Meadowes: so our snap streak ending was an accident then?
Dorcas Meadowes: 308 days !!
Dorcas Meadowes: gone !
Lily Evans: I might be slightly bothered
The Daily Prophet (@TheDailyProphet) tweeted: ‘The Marauders’ raise £2 million for charity with their new single
Lily Evans to James Potter: it’s incredible how much you guys have raised
Lily Evans: you should be really proud james
James Potter to Remus Lupin: she called me james
Remus Lupin: who?
James Potter: evans
Remus Lupin: oh
Remus Lupin: OH
James Potter to Lily Evans: thanks lily, it means a lot
Lily Evans: so… you and Dorcas?
James Potter: we’re just mates, it was a bit of fun
James Potter: we both know there’s only one girl I’m interested in
Peter Pettigrew to graham norton for prime minister: controversial idea
Sirius Black: go
Peter Pettigrew: Portugal shouldn’t have won Eurovision
Sirius Black removed Peter Pettigrew from the group
Lily Evans to James Potter: i have a question
James Potter: oooOOOooo ominous
Lily Evans: are you ever not dramatic
James potter: we literally went to stage school
Lily Evans: im just going to ask my question
Lily Evans: why is your twitter handle jampots??
James Potter: why not
James Potter: it’s iconic
Lily Evans: why do I like such a lame person?
James Potter: so you DO like me
James Potter: !!!
James potter: also who even uses lame anymore???
Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: quick twitter poll; who thinks the word lame is lame
Sirius Black @siriuslyblack tweeted: @lilevans the REAL question is who uses semicolons in tweets ???
Remus Lupin @rjlupin tweeted: @siriuslyblack it’s like you’re allergic to good grammar.
James Potter @jampots tweeted: you’re not helping your case here evans
Lily Evans @lilevans tweeted: @jampots I’ve seen your match attacks collection sit down
Peter Pettigrew @realpete tweeted: @jampots @lilevans ouch burn
James Potter @jampots tweeted: @realpete traitor
Sirius Black to James Potter: I just read this article
James Potter: oh yeah?
Sirius Black: so we’re dating
Sirius Black: and we have a kitten called Beatrix
James Potter: what??
James Potter: it would obvs be called cassiepoiea
Sirius Black: omds cassie for short
Sirius Black: the blacks hv flaws but our names are fabulous
James Potter sent a photo to I miss Minnie telling us what disappointments we are
James Potter: me and sirius bought a kitten !!
Sirius Black: shes so cute !!!
Remus Lupin: we’re not allowed pets in the building….?
Peter Pettigrew: and I’m allergic to cats
James Potter: honestly you two are so selfish
James Potter: we can’t take her back
James Potter: are you seriously going to break her little kitten heart
Sirius Black: we already made her an instagram and everything
Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: ???? hv u seen my jacket
Remus Lupin: would it kill you to use grammar properly for once
Sirius Black: nvm acc i found it
Sirius Black: also rude
Remus Lupin to bring back remus being a werewolf conspiracy theory 2k17: we going out tonight?
Sirius Black: yassss
James Potter: can’t, going for a drink w evans
Sirius Black: oooooOOOOOO
Peter Pettigrew: is that what the kids call it these days
James Potter: seriously?
James Potter: don’t answer that sirius
Sirius Black (@siriuslyblack) tweeted: this is a psa that james puts sisters before misters
James Potter (@jampots) tweeted: @siriuslyblack chill
Peter Pettigrew to 3 decent ppl + jim the traitor: james has a hickey pass it on
Sirius Black: whAT
James Potter: wtf bro
James Potter: how do you even know that
Peter Pettigrew: I came in to bring you tea
James Potter: oh yh
James Potter: thanks for that btw
Sirius Black: we’RE GETTING OFF TOPIC
Sirius Black to Euphemia Potter: james got a hickey from lily
Euphemia Potter: Lily Evans?
Sirius Black: that’s the one
Euphemia Potter: I always thought she was lovely
Euphemia Potter: Now what’s all this I hear about you stealing remus’s teabags?
I think this might be too fluffy to publish on ff.net/ao3, but I know you guys appreciate sickening fluff. A Harry and Teddy godfather/godson fluff piece, mild warnings for alcohol use.
The laughter was loud, the wine was being poured, Ron and George were digging around in the pantry for the beer they were sure was stashed away somewhere. There was a rumbling upstairs from the kids racing around, and a shrieking - a loud thunk made Harry and a handful of the other parents look up at the ceiling, but when they only heard an irritated ‘Owww!’ rather than anything that sounded like a serious injury, they went back to laughing over Angelina’s anecdote.
Molly and Audrey busied themselves with the food, a stunning display of salads and charcuterie boards, crusty bread and bowls of olive oil and balsamic, several rotisserie chickens and plates of neatly arranged seafood Ron had already loudly insisted he wouldn’t touch. Hermione was enchanting streamers and bunting of every colour to drape themselves elegantly around the room, and Angelina, pins in her mouth, was putting up the happy birthday banner.
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