The Fact That This Is 80 Fucking Years Ago But Still Just As Relevant Is Terrifying.

When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend

is he

you know

mister tumnus

Update from the man himself

If you told me that at the age of 23 I'd be back on tumblr, I'd say you were crazy. If you then said that it's probably the healthiest corner of the internet rn I'd say that's impossible, yet here we are

Viktor just went from being some guy to my all time favourite Arcane character. Funniest possible direction they could’ve gone with him. Every fuck in his mind body soul was spent and gone when he emerged from that goop. Woke up purple from a near death experience and immediately dumped his situationship, quit his job, fucked off to the undercity wearing nothing but a blanket and then became the second coming of Christ on accident. King of protecting his peace. Imagine being that guy who tried to shank him. Some Czech twink with dick and balls hanging out starts glowing and then magically cleanses the poison from your body. I’d be on my knees worshipping him too man what a fucked up situation. Someone please get him some trousers

I SEE THE VISION

Y'all need to Broaden Your Minds

As a queer person that really only taps into queer or queer-adjacent media, what the hell kinda crack did they put in Dandadan???!!!! WHY DOES IT HIT SO WELL

THESE TWO AWKAWRD LITTLE IDIOTS HAVE CONTROL OF MY HEART TF

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING

Get ready for a GARFLE WARFLE SNICK

Tonight's guests...

Entering a strange game show with no knowledge and no way of escape,

ITS THE PALADINS OF VOLTRON

And your host, ME

This

Is

Warlfe Garfle Snick

The only warlfe that garfles every snick

I'm joined my these lovely contestants and tonight folks, the game is win or die!

That's right, these contestants have to win or else they will be sacrificed to the dead ghost of College Humor and be lost for all of time.

The only way to win is by playing, the only way to live is by winning, and the only way to play is by beginning so without further adieu

LETS BEGIN