SISYPHUS GETS A 9 TO 5

I haven’t slept in three days.

I’ve been working around the clock to back up over a petabyte of research data and records and articles from the National Library of Medicine before it gets attacked by that elongated dipstick and his gestapo squad. Trying to get copies of every federal research program’s data before it gets destroyed in the crossfire. I hope to God that it won’t, but I have no confidence that it will be safe. Lots of copies keep stuff safe.

Okay fair, but after taxes in the US, you also take home about $11 or less. So at the end of the day, at least you get benefits and paid time off in Denmark. Plus the burger is cheaper still.

This deserves so many more notes

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

Gay

this is pretty much what happened. right.

Shipping wars are for the children (affectionate) of this website. I have rent to pay and groceries to buy, I don't care if you ship my blorbo with someone else, I just wanna see two men kissing and be on my merry way

I HAVENT SEEN ENOUGH PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS WTF HELP

did dan and phil just refernce the hat fic i want to fucking cry!?!

right out the womb i knew i was destined to be a loser fail fag homo

What am I?

You are alive.