Please Take Good Care Of Them!

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

This woke up my christian childhood like a sleeper agent. Immediately started singing it

Ekko: oh my gods I can finally have Powder back even if it's for a short While! I get to tell Benzo that I love him. I have the comfort of knowing they're alright in another timeline. My inner child is healing!

Meanwhile Jayce: Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death-

cant stop thinking about this video

Every goddamn universe

Hope it’s not too hot for Tumblr…

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

WILL I EVER ESCAPE THE GAY LITTLE CLUTCHES OF DAN AND PHIL SOMEONE HELP ME

Question for people for in touch than I am, how long to we think the time skip is? A few weeks? I feel like it's longer bc Vi's hair is so long. Sevika got that cunty cut too

task manager kill this man

Hey so if we've established that Jame Egan has had multiple children with employees of Lumon (possibly innies), AND we know that he doesn't view innies as people... Does he really view Helly as his daughter? And if he doesn't, then what's stopping him from assaulting Helly ...

SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 9, “The After Hours”