Every Single Odd Number Has An “e” In It.

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My Favourite Mass Effect Companions (Part One)

Xaden: “Okay everyone, safety briefing for this weekend.”

Xaden *to Ridoc and Bodhi*: “Do not add to the population.”

Xaden *to Imogen*: “Do not subtract from the population.”

Xaden *to Rhiannon, Sawyer, and Garrick in order*: “Do not end up in the newspaper, the hospital, or in jail.”

Xaden *to Violet*: “If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.”

Fourth Wing characters as Taylor Swift songs:

Violet Sorrengail: The Great War “ it turned into something bigger. somewhere in the haze, got a sense I'd been betrayed. soldier down on that icy ground, looked up at me with honor and truth. ”

Xaden Riorson: long story short “ when I dropped my sword, I threw it in the bushes and knocked on your door. and we live in peace, but if someone comes at us, this time I'm ready. ”

Rhiannon Matthias: Safe & Sound “ don't you dare look out your window, darling, everything's on fire. the war outside our door keeps raging on, hold on to this lullaby. ”

Ridoc Gamlyn: Nothing New “ lord, what will become of me? once I've lost my novelty? I've had too much to drink tonight, but this is what I think about. ... will you still want me, when I'm nothing new? ”

Sawyer Henrick: The Prophecy “ and it was written, I got cursed like Eve got bitten. oh, was it punishment? ... but I looked to the sky and said, please, I've been on my knees, change the prophecy. ”

Mira Sorrengail: closure “ don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled. ... guilty, guilty, reaching out across the sea that you put between you and me. ”

Liam Mairi: Long Live “ if Malek forbid, fate should step in and force us into a goodbye, if you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please tell 'em my name. I had the time of my life flying dragons with you. ”

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

Nico: what’s the phobia for being murdered?

Percy: common sense

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