Izuku Has A Thing For Broke Brunettes Pass It On!

RodyDeku Brain-rot.

*Class 2-A*

Aizawa: Alright everyone, sit down. We have a guest coming today.

Asui: A guest?

Ojiro: Is it a hero?

Midoriya: Maybe a recent debut? Or a retired pro?

*class erupts into murmurs*

Aizawa: Quiet!

*everyone shuts up lest aizawa wreaks hell on them*

Aizawa: Good. Now, you can come in.

*auburn-haired motherfucker with a pink bird strolls in like he owns the place*

*midoriya jumps up, kicking his seat back, face splitting into a grin*

Midoriya: Oh my god!

Rody mfn Soul: Missed me?

*midoriya barrels towards him and wraps him in a hug, carrying him off his feet and spinning him in the air*

Rody: Woah!

*pino, chirps happily*

Uraraka who's totally not jealous: Who's this?

Todoroki who definitely didn't ice over his desk: Rody Soul

Kaminari who isn't pouting: Who?

Bakugo who's definitely not burning the wood of his desk: Some wannabe motherfucker Deku met when we were in Otheon during the Humarise mission

Sero who's tempted to murder a mf: Is he?

*midoriya sets rody down, but still keeps his arms around his waist*

Midoriya: You didn't tell me you were coming?!

Rody: *chuckles, blushing* Wanted it to be a surprise

Iida who's so not affronted: Midoriya! Care to introduce us?

*midoriya spins around and blushes, letting go of rody. rody responds by wrapping an arm around midoriya's waist, without protest*

Midoriya: Oh, yeah. Guys, this is Rody Soul, my boyfriend.

Rody: Yo!

*collective silence*

Class 2-A: WHAT?!

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

Finally got done with this bit of my Super Sons animation ✌️ based on Superman #10 by Peter Tomasi and Patrick Gleason

I despise you. May every peach you bite into be astringent and large of stone. May your wife cheat on you with the footman and you be forced to raise his bastard son. May every cigarette you light drop from your fingers and burn a hole in your trousers or your carpets. May your dog favor your neighbor as it’s master and never return to you again.

Your spouse was an important and powerful person, so it was no surprise you got kidnapped by their enemies. Unfortunately, that was the kidnappers' final mistake. Your spouse laughs when they get the ransom call. "Good luck. You will need it. Dear, be home soon. Dinner is ready. Love you."

I think a lot about Shepard's fish tank wipeout in the Citadel DLC.

The entire DLC is this lighthearted love letter to Mass Effect, and it's beautiful. But then there's THIS moment. When Shepard falls through a fish tank.

The entire way down, they desperately try to arrest their fall. They have no shields. No combat armor. There is no one to catch them. It feels like this is one of the few times there is ever fear. And they don't land gently. And the cut scene lingers on it. There is no levity in this moment. Shepard is on the ground, groaning in pain, slow to get up, clutching their ribs. First instinct before they try to get to their feet? Reach for the gun. Have that first. Then see if you can stand.

And I think the only reason we can have this moment, where Shepard is vulnerable, injured, and in trouble, is because there is no one there to see. The moment Brooks gets on the comm, they crack a joke. "Yup. Feeling good." While unable to stand up straight.

We get this at the end of the game, too, but that's when the stakes are at their highest. That's when it's supposed to be hard. It's no less magnificent then, but now, in this moment? When everything was happy and fun and silly? MAN.

And afterward, everyone jokes about it. Every single member of your squad makes a crack about the sushi place. And Shepard plays along. Haha, yeah, fell right through it, while trying to change the subject.

No one knows what that fall was like. No one saw Shepard lying on the ground in the bowls of the Silversun Strip, water dripping off them, struggling to get to their feet.

And no one asks, because it's Shepard.

I think the message of Howl’s Moving Castle is that in order to maintain a successful relationship with some kind of fucked up wizard, you must find it in yourself to also be some kind of fucked up wizard.

so every one in class 1A tired to say something nice to midoriya (largely failed. horribly. but moving on...) while bakugo said this;

bakugo compares midoriya to himself; he feels like they are now on the same wavelength because midoriya finally has power and is no longer the little quirkless nerd he has known all his life. (let's put aside for one moment that midoriya is infinitely stronger than bakugo and strength-wise they are nowhere near on the same level, like bakugo wants to delude himself they are.)

in bakugo's mind, you seemingly can't be powerful without being as insufferable, as crude and cruel, as narcissistic as him; you can't be powerful and not view every one else as simply an extra (or worse than an extra - the space midoriya used to occupy: quirkless and useless). and this may be as close as bakugo will ever get to admitting what he has done to midoriya, the tormet he has put him through. the closest he will ever come to a warped apology, that can never be considered as an apology.

maybe this is why, in the last chapter, he said that "when it comes to deku, i know him best" - it was about strength and power only. because clearly bakugo doesn't know anything about midoriya on an emotional level. he only sees midoriya - only sees people in general - in terms of their quirks, their power, and nothing else. nothing else could possibly matter about a person, where bakugo is concerned - that's why he can look at midoriya, a boy so fundamentally different from him, and see something akin to a mirror image of himself. (again: even speaking just in terms of power (everything else about them as people aside) this is deluded.)

this is also what creates confusion on the part of a reader because- really? how can you compare to you the boy you've abused basically all his life; the one who, despite you being his tormenter, jumped into a situation where he could have been killed all to try and save you, even though you told him to go jump off the roof and hope he gets reincarnated with a quirk barely a few hours before; who is literally sacrificing his happiness, his mind and sanity and even his fucking body, in continuous attempts to save and protect everybody he crosses paths with? who had so little in his miserable life - made miserable largely by you - in terms of human connection and kindness, who only recently has been able to receive all he probably never even dreamed to hope for.. and still! decided to let all he felt so blessed for go. selflessly. and no matter how much it must have broken his heart. feeling so grateful for the blessing he was allowed to hold, the light he was allowed to bask in for the less than a year that he spent at UA, that he decided to sacrifice all of it again and leave it all behind, just in hopes of being able to protect it all. oh my fucking god. midoriya, i am so sorry an ugly ass bastard like this dared to compare you to him. oh my god.

It's 2am I haven't slept and I suck at writing. Welp. Have fun!! XD

I felt the cold metal pen in my hand as I tapped it against the wooden table. Words. Words. Words. Words I could not put into writing. I wanted to tell the story. I wanted to share THEIR story. I leaned back on my chair and looked up at the barren ceiling. Closing my eyes I went back to that day.

The bus seat covers felt rough under my small hands as they brush over the cloth layer. The sounds of the engine and tires on gravel road mixed with the chatter of excited children. They had all been awaiting this day, and so did I.

It had been many many centuries since the magic that turned the dead into plants spread over all living things. All plants, aside from the regular vegetables and root crops, then became sacred. Cities were reduced to small villages since it was forbidden by law to cut down any plant. I came from one of the bigger villages, one who's law was all dead and dying would be taken into the forest and would be laid to rest there. Today was our day to go up to the sacred forest shrine and pay respects to our ancestors.

When we got off the bus the scent of dirt, bark and leaves filled my nose. I reveled in the satisfying crackle dried leaves made under my shoes as I walked upon them. Cool Autumn wind rustled the tree tops and made my long raven hair flow with it.

I turned to see my class gathering infront of our teacher and tour guide. They would go through the known forest paths and learn the history of different sections... but I had a different plan.

I stayed at the back of the class, waiting to spot a familiar route. It was narrow between the tress but it was clearly a beaten path. When the teacher was leading the students away I stayed and hid behind a large oak. I placed my hand on the trunk as respect to the dead bellow, by the size it might have been an old man. 'Damien' I noticed his name carved on the base of the trunk where it should be.

"Thank you Damien" I whispered.

I followed the narrow beaten path. I had been down this road many times before. I often snuck away from school and my grand parents to come here. I memorized all the names of the people who laid here to rest. I muttered greetings all along the way to two trees at the edge of this section.

There stood two mighty trees. An oak and Apple tree wrapped around each other like a spiral. I approached and cross sat infront of them. The names caved showed clear over base. 'Rose' on the Apple tree and 'Pine' on the oak. I chuckled in my mind as I do when I visit.

"Hello, mom. Dad." I smiled. The wind blew a little harder but it was still gentle. It was as if it was hugging me, welcoming me... and maybe it was. I stayed there for a good long while, telling my parents what had happened in the past months. I knew my class was still clueless that I was gone. How did I know?...I just felt like the forest was telling me so.

As I was about to leave I felt something new. A calling. A whisper? I turned my head and saw it. A cement pillar hidden amoung the trees. I never noticed it before...but...I was curious. I approached and soon I found myself in front of what seemed to be a burnt down building. The only remains of it were broken pillars, destroyed walls and charred cement pieces that littered the floor. The ruins were mostly covered in vines, weeds and other foliage.

In the building, or at least where the building used to be was a mini forest. Tall trees stood close together. Almost pressed against each other. I walked deeper into the woods. The trees were many different sizes, names carved into the bottom like they should be.... but then I saw something strange.

Tree saplings? Young oaks that looked like they will never grow taller. There were around 10 of them. It was strange. I knelt down beside the closest on and looked at the base. My eyes widened in shock... no names.

I touched the tree leaves. ---

It was hot. Fire. Screaming. Doctors. Nurses. Families. Seniors. Running.

I felt like I was there but not there. I could only stand and watch the chaos unfold. It was a hospital engulfed in flames. People were rushing to get out but many of the doors were burning or blocked. There were two people. Doctors. I had seen them only in pictures, it was my mother and father. They were running, not towards an exit, but further into the hospital. I followed them, I walked but somehow I was keeping pace with the frantic couple. They ran into a ward. 'Nursery' was written on a plac above the double doors. It was only a moment but my parents burst through the doors again, this time a bundle in their hands.

I followed again. My father was yelling something and pointed towards a hallway filled with thick black smoke. They stared into the abyss then turned to each other, both with determination in their eyes that blazed hotter than the fire. My mother placed a napkin over an opening in the bundle. When she did I couldn't breath I felt like I was being suffocated, my nose and mouth covered by something. My parents ran into the hall, they breathed heavy, they couldn't risk holding their breath when they were exhausted and running, they needed to get out. It felt like eternity. I felt like I was about to pass out but my parents found the only exit on covered in flames and threw themselves at the door, breaking it open. The moment they stepped out into the clean open air my mother took her hand away from the bundle in her arms and suddenly I could breath. I heaved for air. Looking up as saw mom and dad running away from the burning building, mom holding the bundle close. I followed them to a familiar spot. A clearing that seemed all to real. My parents sat on the grass, leaning on one another. They couldn't get up any more, they were fading. My father turned napped his arms around my mother from behind, pulling her close to his chest. My mom held the bundle more gently and slowly moved away the top of it. I gasped. Again I'd only seen it in pictures...It was me. Still a baby, maybe a few days old. A name tag was wrapped around my wrist as I slept soundly even through the turmoil. I watched as my parents fell asleep with me in the their arms. The smoke poisoning took them. It would be mere minutes later when people arrived to put out the fire but it was too late. Mom and dad were gone, I was left crying in my mother's arms. The people took me away.---

I shot up but lost my balance and fell back down. In my panic I scooted away from the sprouts. Memories. Memories. I was born here.... I couldn't control the tears that streamed down my face. These were his nursery mates. Children only hours old... dead. Burned. Taken away before they even had a name. The knelt before them and burried my face in my hands as I wailed for them.

I opened my eyes, still leaning back. Still staring at the barren ceiling. I slowly raised my right hands and placed it gentle on my left shoulder. It felt like I could feel the warmth of a hand is my teacher found me and took me away from the ruins.

I sat back up and leaned over my desk. Pen met paper as I wrote down what I remembered. I published the short story and when I passed that same ruin was given a name. Homage to the lost.

"The bed of angels"

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Lord help my shit writing lmao. Now to try and sleep.

Plants sprout above corpses. The bigger the body the bigger the foliage. Adult humans can become large oaks and a butterfly could become a rose. Forests are cemeteries for the dead to sleep, and every tree has the names of the past carved into the base for the future to remember. While out on a school trip to the remote mountains you sneak out only to find a forest down a prohibited path… a forest of small oaks with no names…