Ok So Another Reason Why I Think Lucanis’ Romance Lock-in Scene Is Peak Romance Is That, Saying As

Ok so another reason why I think Lucanis’ romance lock-in scene is peak romance is that, saying as a professional pastry chef, every SINGLE one of those desserts he makes is a pain in the GODDAMN ass, and he does it WITHOUT MODERN KITCHEN EQUIPMENT. If that’s not love I don’t know what is.

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2 years ago

kaz buying a ring to propose to inej but for kicks and giggles she steals it to propose to him but then he steals it back and it just becomes a game of who can steal the engagement ring long enough to actually propose

3 months ago

Violet: WHAT’S THE PLAN?!

Ridoc: WHAT?! IT’S YOUR TURN TO COME UP WITH AN ESCAPE PLAN?!

Violet: IT’S THURSDAY?! THAT’S YOUR ESCAPE PLAN DAY?!

Ridoc: IT’S THURSDAY?! SHIT I’VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 5

Violet: OH WELL I DO APOLOGISE FOR INTRUDING ON YOUR SALON TIME

Rhi: WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP NEARLY FUCKING DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING FOR LUNCH?!

Sawyer: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN MISSING?!

Ridoc: OH WELL JUDGING BY THE ANGLE OF THE SUN - I DONT FUCKING KNOW?!

Rhi: 47 MINUTES!

Sawyer: NEW PLAN! NOBODY DIE FOR 13 MINUTES AND WE’LL BE SAVED BY A PISSED OFF XADEN WHO WAITED VIOLET’S FULL ‘FREEDOM TO DO STUPID SHIT’ HOUR

Everyone: SOLID PLAN!

8 months ago

I know that Mass Effect 3 gets a lot of shit - and fuck knows it deserves it - but I swear it also has the ability to make me feel more emotions than any other piece of media ever has.

Forget the endings bullshit, and the ridiculousness of Kai Leng - it's about Javik's voice when he asks you "Why didn't you prepare for the reapers, human?" It's the old lady whose daughter is dead on earth, but she doesn't know, and doesn't remember she's talking to her asari daughter in law. It's the kid in the refugee camp, waiting for her parents. It's Mordin singing Amazing Grace, Thane's last prayer, Legion and Tali on Rannoch - does this unit have a soul? It's asking the elcor ambassador how many of his people you managed to save and hearing "Not. Enough." It's hearing the casualty reports over the radio in London - areas reporting 90, 95 percent casualties - and knowing there's nothing you can do. It's hearing Anderson whisper "You did good, child" as he dies. It's hearing Hackett's voice and standing up one last time, ready to fight, ready to die.

9 months ago

"You're a Failure, and your family died knowing it."

"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."
"You're A Failure, And Your Family Died Knowing It."

I finally finished it!

I got majorly distracted with only 2 sections of this left, and it gathered dust for a bit. But here it is! All the angst!

My Emmit Hawke, purple and unromanced. He's just very tired and never given a break, so might as well strand him in the Fade, right? (I love my Hawke, promise)

There was originally a part 2 that has a bit more of a hopeful tune to leaving him behind, but I dunno if I'll get to that. We'll see.

3 weeks ago

you are the hero of ferelden. no matter your origin you watch those you love most be ripped from you. death becomes an endless cycle which seems to follow you wherever you go. the fate of the world rests on your shoulders as you know you can never return home. home is gone now. home is buried with your family, jailed with your closest ally, cradled by the ancestors, forgotten like your beloved, lost to time in the murky glass of the eluvian- dead in your arms, killed at your hand. you are the hero of ferelden and it is your destiny to die. when next the world falls apart, you do not come. this world does not deserve your pity.

you are the champion of kirkwall. you are a refugee, cold and hungry and sold into labour. your mother hates you, though she will never say it. it's your fault the ogre killed your sibling, your fault the taint took the other. but you are happy. you have everything, friends and family and status and riches. you defeat the people plaguing your glorious city, you are the people's hero. you will always know even as she came back, isabela left you to die. you are happy but you are alone. you have everything and then you are rocking back and forth begging please please please do not take my mother as well. you have nothing, but you for a single second, you had everything. you are the champion of kirkwall, and your ally has blown up the chantry. where is your home now that everything is your fault?

you are the herald of andraste. and you are so, so scared. these people do not trust you, do not like you, would feed you to the fade if they could. they do not care if you follow another religion, you are their herald. you can never return home because heroes do not have homes. they say home is the people you choose, but you didn't choose these people, did you? every step you take aches. thousands reach out to touch you, for safety. for comfort. you are a black hole close to destruction, and you cannot do this. you are the herald of andraste and you have not been yourself for so long now.

8 months ago
TL Looked A Lil Too Sad Yesterday :,) So Why Not Post My Jjk Ponies To Make A Lil Brighter
TL Looked A Lil Too Sad Yesterday :,) So Why Not Post My Jjk Ponies To Make A Lil Brighter

TL looked a lil too sad yesterday :,) so why not post my jjk ponies to make a lil brighter

(I couldn’t come up w cutie marks for the main three btw 😭)

9 months ago

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

2 months ago

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

4 months ago
Has.... Has Anyone Made This Comparison Yet?

Has.... Has anyone made this comparison yet?

The implication being that Viago... Is Zazu

Bonus:

Has.... Has Anyone Made This Comparison Yet?
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