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Violet: WHAT’S THE PLAN?!

Ridoc: WHAT?! IT’S YOUR TURN TO COME UP WITH AN ESCAPE PLAN?!

Violet: IT’S THURSDAY?! THAT’S YOUR ESCAPE PLAN DAY?!

Ridoc: IT’S THURSDAY?! SHIT I’VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 5

Violet: OH WELL I DO APOLOGISE FOR INTRUDING ON YOUR SALON TIME

Rhi: WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP NEARLY FUCKING DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING FOR LUNCH?!

Sawyer: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN MISSING?!

Ridoc: OH WELL JUDGING BY THE ANGLE OF THE SUN - I DONT FUCKING KNOW?!

Rhi: 47 MINUTES!

Sawyer: NEW PLAN! NOBODY DIE FOR 13 MINUTES AND WE’LL BE SAVED BY A PISSED OFF XADEN WHO WAITED VIOLET’S FULL ‘FREEDOM TO DO STUPID SHIT’ HOUR

Everyone: SOLID PLAN!

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May you wake up to an inbox full of incoherent AO3 comments

Dragon Age Origins: We are all, in some sense, outcast from society. It may only technically be two of our number's job to save the world, but frankly, none of us have anywhere else to go - and definitely nothing better to do.

Mass Effect: We emerge from complex histories. We are separated by prejudices and old injustices, and how any of us are figuring out to fly this half-human-half-turian monstrosity of a ship is anybody's guess. But as the world hurtles toward an apocalypse, we may find the strength - not just to beat the Reapers, but right some of history's wrongs as well.

Baldur’s Gate 3: Okay. Seriously. Does anybody here not have a probably fatal to themselves and possibly to everybody around them pre-existing condition that has nothing to do with the current tadpole crisis? Anybody? No wonder no one's too fussed about the mindflayers, we're all going to die of previous poor life choices before that even becomes an issue.

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

I NEEDED THESE IN MY LIFE

Shadow army shenanigans:

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Fourth Wing characters as Taylor Swift songs:

Violet Sorrengail: The Great War “ it turned into something bigger. somewhere in the haze, got a sense I'd been betrayed. soldier down on that icy ground, looked up at me with honor and truth. ”

Xaden Riorson: long story short “ when I dropped my sword, I threw it in the bushes and knocked on your door. and we live in peace, but if someone comes at us, this time I'm ready. ”

Rhiannon Matthias: Safe & Sound “ don't you dare look out your window, darling, everything's on fire. the war outside our door keeps raging on, hold on to this lullaby. ”

Ridoc Gamlyn: Nothing New “ lord, what will become of me? once I've lost my novelty? I've had too much to drink tonight, but this is what I think about. ... will you still want me, when I'm nothing new? ”

Sawyer Henrick: The Prophecy “ and it was written, I got cursed like Eve got bitten. oh, was it punishment? ... but I looked to the sky and said, please, I've been on my knees, change the prophecy. ”

Mira Sorrengail: closure “ don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled. ... guilty, guilty, reaching out across the sea that you put between you and me. ”

Liam Mairi: Long Live “ if Malek forbid, fate should step in and force us into a goodbye, if you have children some day, when they point to the pictures, please tell 'em my name. I had the time of my life flying dragons with you. ”

Found my fav STP route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

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