My Watery Friend... Are You Too Brushed With The Pattern Of The Dappled Light...?

Beautiful

Dragon Age Origins: We are all, in some sense, outcast from society. It may only technically be two of our number's job to save the world, but frankly, none of us have anywhere else to go - and definitely nothing better to do.

Mass Effect: We emerge from complex histories. We are separated by prejudices and old injustices, and how any of us are figuring out to fly this half-human-half-turian monstrosity of a ship is anybody's guess. But as the world hurtles toward an apocalypse, we may find the strength - not just to beat the Reapers, but right some of history's wrongs as well.

Baldur’s Gate 3: Okay. Seriously. Does anybody here not have a probably fatal to themselves and possibly to everybody around them pre-existing condition that has nothing to do with the current tadpole crisis? Anybody? No wonder no one's too fussed about the mindflayers, we're all going to die of previous poor life choices before that even becomes an issue.

Hey you. You reading this. Yes. You're all of these words.

WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF: BEAUTIFUL

Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “beautiful” to describe things/people/etc in your writing? Try using these words instead:

stunning

gorgeous

breathtaking

mesmerizing

lovely

beauteous

cute

alluring

charming

dashing

pretty

majestic

ravishing

dazzling

striking

adorable

enticing

captivating

dreamy

astonishing

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DORMS!!!!!

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)

Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.

I know that Mass Effect 3 gets a lot of shit - and fuck knows it deserves it - but I swear it also has the ability to make me feel more emotions than any other piece of media ever has.

Forget the endings bullshit, and the ridiculousness of Kai Leng - it's about Javik's voice when he asks you "Why didn't you prepare for the reapers, human?" It's the old lady whose daughter is dead on earth, but she doesn't know, and doesn't remember she's talking to her asari daughter in law. It's the kid in the refugee camp, waiting for her parents. It's Mordin singing Amazing Grace, Thane's last prayer, Legion and Tali on Rannoch - does this unit have a soul? It's asking the elcor ambassador how many of his people you managed to save and hearing "Not. Enough." It's hearing the casualty reports over the radio in London - areas reporting 90, 95 percent casualties - and knowing there's nothing you can do. It's hearing Anderson whisper "You did good, child" as he dies. It's hearing Hackett's voice and standing up one last time, ready to fight, ready to die.

"You should tell her. Preferably before you get old."

I'm sorry I need to share this with as many people as possible. I just. C A N T.

What REALLY happened in Voltron Season 8

It’s been a year, I’m not over this and probably never will be, but this made me feel better and really happy.

So, in no particular order here’s what I think actually happened in Voltron season 8. I needed to make this happen.

This directly follows my “What REALLY Happened in Voltron Season 7” headcanons.

Keith confessing to Lance while the sunsets, and Lance smiling and realizing this what was he needed and wanted before accepting and saying it’s about time.

Allura accepting that her feelings for Lance were only platonic, and realizing she still has strong feelings for Lotor and offers him a chance to start again slowly.

The two get together soon after Lotor gets further in his rehabilitation

Pidge making another rover to follow her around

Coran getting the Castle of Lions 2.0 and him loving everything about it

Shiro getting to hang out with the paladins and spend time with them out of uniform.

Everyone wearing their casual clothes and not their garrison jackets.

Keith: I don’t have my jacket anymore

Lance: That’s okay, I went shopping and got you a new god awful cropped jacket

Keith: …this is perfect and I’m never taking it off.

Shiro getting to keep and use his paladin armor after Coran made some upgrades.

Lance using his sword to save Keith in a fight

Lance: Heh, like that samurai?

Lotor teaming up with Matt on a side mission and the two of them talking about alien technobabble while Adam groans about having to go along with them.

Coran making friends with Iverson, Curtis, and Adam and telling them ALL about Altea’s histories and how to properlly brew a batch of nunville.

Lotor opening wormholes and controlling the teladuv in place of Allura when she leaves the Atlas to fight alongside the team

Hunk showing Shay around the Atlas and giving her a bracelet made of seashells.

Shiro and Adam holding hands on clear day and giving each other gross kisses on the cheek

Hunk singing the clear day song to Keith around the Atlas just to get on Keith’s nerves.

Lotor and Pidge working together to get Allura a dress like her altean ones and both failing before recruiting Romelle and Adam to help because Gays™ have a fashion sense right? Right?

Hunk helping to repair one of the MFE ships and being really bright and talkative about it

Pidge making a small robotic rose pin for her mom that blooms and changes color based on the chemical readings in the room.

Keith getting splashed with quintessence and taking on galra features for a while and getting judged for his apearance by some of the more prejudiced Atlas crew, but the team stands up for him.

Kolivan and Krolia finding that handfuls of Blade of Macaroni members survived and they regroup.

Matt outright flirting with different BOM members.

Lotor fighting against Honverva on a planet’s surface and saying she made her decision by choosing quintessence and power over her family, and how he’s making his desicion to stand by his new family.

None of that weird entity stuff or talking with the paladins of old, instead it’s a proper showdown and a solid face off between the paladins, Allura, and Lotor against Honerva and her own army.

Shiro talking to his family and missing them but knowing they love him.

Lotor joining the blade of marmora on a mission and realizing he could’ve had this community and comradery his whole life.

Adam mentoring the MFE pilots and giving advice on different things

James reluctantly apologizing to Keith about bullying him (the other MFE pilots made him do it) and Keith saying it doesn’t matter anymore, but looking obviously upset about it.

Rizavi: …good job Griffin, you made it worse.

Griffin: I WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO! IT’S NOT MY FAULT

Lotor and Acxa reuniting and having a solid platonic friendship.

Lotor teasing Acxa about her crush on Veronica

Shiro and Adam getting married.

Allura and Lotor holding hands and standing in a field of juniberries on New Altea before kissing gently and leaning against each other.

Pidge working with Matt and other technological geniuses to improve society and work together to build and make things better.

Hunk working on different planes and having his own private garage for his machines, but still having time to cook and hang out with his friends.

Shiro getting to relax and just be free for the first time in years.

Keith and Lance proposing to each other on the beach with the sunset in the background.

Matt becoming a Loreal hair model.

One last comic before I got to bed lol || Peppermint is about to GET ITTTTT RAAAAA || I drew so much Chai today oops