An Illuminated Manuscript From A Gossip Pamphlet Found In The First Talon’s Desk With The Caption Reads:

The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively.

Each were mighty in their own ways. Large and powerful beasts. All but the fire elemental.

You wouldn't be able to tell it was a mighty beast that could make volcanoes erupt, forest fires spread. Burn down cities in a moment.

No. This God could be seen sleeping in the embers of open fires. Camouflaged as burning coal.

A small animal, an innocent looking creature that could fit in the palm of your hand.

A fire salamander.

Out of open flames it looks like a pure black salamander. The kind you find climbing on walls and sneaking in the grass.

It was a creature that could be set off at the snap of a finger. It showed no mercy. It set fires at a whim and without remorse. It would convince children to catch it or pick it up only to burn them.

However the God knew they needed balance and allowed him to continue its antics. Till one day. A historic moment in all of humanity.

The destruction of Pompeii.

It was that salamander that activated the volcano. For what? Fun. He watched in glee and men, women and children fall to the flames and the lava.

It was that event that broke the other gods. He was sealed the the very valcano he used on Pompeii

The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively. Fire was banished years ago, but no one knows what they were, or why they were exiled.

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A message of peace

Violet: WHAT’S THE PLAN?!

Ridoc: WHAT?! IT’S YOUR TURN TO COME UP WITH AN ESCAPE PLAN?!

Violet: IT’S THURSDAY?! THAT’S YOUR ESCAPE PLAN DAY?!

Ridoc: IT’S THURSDAY?! SHIT I’VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 5

Violet: OH WELL I DO APOLOGISE FOR INTRUDING ON YOUR SALON TIME

Rhi: WHY DO WE ALWAYS END UP NEARLY FUCKING DYING I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING FOR LUNCH?!

Sawyer: HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN MISSING?!

Ridoc: OH WELL JUDGING BY THE ANGLE OF THE SUN - I DONT FUCKING KNOW?!

Rhi: 47 MINUTES!

Sawyer: NEW PLAN! NOBODY DIE FOR 13 MINUTES AND WE’LL BE SAVED BY A PISSED OFF XADEN WHO WAITED VIOLET’S FULL ‘FREEDOM TO DO STUPID SHIT’ HOUR

Everyone: SOLID PLAN!

Deku and Aang !! They’d be bffs !

Dragon Age Origins: We are all, in some sense, outcast from society. It may only technically be two of our number's job to save the world, but frankly, none of us have anywhere else to go - and definitely nothing better to do.

Mass Effect: We emerge from complex histories. We are separated by prejudices and old injustices, and how any of us are figuring out to fly this half-human-half-turian monstrosity of a ship is anybody's guess. But as the world hurtles toward an apocalypse, we may find the strength - not just to beat the Reapers, but right some of history's wrongs as well.

Baldur’s Gate 3: Okay. Seriously. Does anybody here not have a probably fatal to themselves and possibly to everybody around them pre-existing condition that has nothing to do with the current tadpole crisis? Anybody? No wonder no one's too fussed about the mindflayers, we're all going to die of previous poor life choices before that even becomes an issue.

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#I still hate you Audrey #but go and be better

I love them, your honour, let them heal and be happy

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