Make Sure You Live Longer Than Him, Goku

Vegeta would be a angy cry baby with the amount of pure anger his small child body has to contain

No Josh this round, feels like 100 9/11s :(.👂🪱🦪

PROM NIGHT 🎉🎉

Brotherly shenanigans , they're both getting each other's nerves

skwisface fic recs

in no particular order and non-exhaustive bc i haven't gone through the entire tag (yet!)

rating: E word count: 3176 summary: Murderface watches Skwisgaar fuck a fan from the closet and misinterprets a proposition.

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rating: T word count: 3535 summary: Preklok-era Murderface and Skwisgaar have an awkward movie night.

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rating: E word count: 2592 summary: Skwisgaar and Murderface have a nice, secret arrangement. One night, Murderface inadvertently raises Skwisgaar's expectations of him.

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rating: E word count: 2492 summary: “You keeps sayings that,” Skwisgaar grimaced, “But come ons, you can’t stands there and tells me that you hasn’t been the least bit curious.”

“I uh,” Murderface cleared his throat, “Maybe once or twice but that doesn’t mean anything,” He paused to shake the wrench at him, “It’s not like I’d ever really act on any of my thoughts…”

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rating: E word count: 5211 summary: In the process of tuning Murderface's bass, Skwisgaar realizes there's more between them he'd like to get in tune.

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(this one is restricted to logged in users. the title is "Is This a Trick? Or a Treat?")

rating: T (but i would say it's E lol) word count: 2225 summary: The last thing Murderface expects, as he limps off the plane and to his room, is for Skwisgaar to be waiting for him outside the door.

Cell would not survive menstrual cramps

You are so smart annon. He'd fold immediately. Sucking up bottle after bottle of Tylenol (it does nothing for him)

It was jus' gonna be one page. One panel.

HOW DID IT BECOME FIVE???

I'm soo sane about them.. ( I'm a liar )

dofuwani coworkers au