Megaratch And And Meglita But Cucking Optimus How Do We Feel About That

*The mini sat in Swerve’s bar, sipping energon through a curly straw and swinging his legs as they dangled from the stool he was sat on.

Tailgate had an iPod that had a large library of music on it, connected to pink headphones that were placed on his helm over his audio receptors. He was given the iPod while stopped at Earth on one of the Lost Light’s rare stops there.

He hummed along to the human music he was listening to while drawing on a normal sized data pad.

He was drawing fan art.

Of Megatron.

Kissing Optimus Prime.

He was absentmindedly drawing this, seeing as when he entered the bar nobody was there when he entered except for Swerve. That and he also tucked himself in a comfortable spot to the side of the bar.

Tailgate wasn’t thinking about if anybody would happen to walk by and see what he was drawing.*

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Driftrod Homie Day

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Inspired by Punk posters . 🥳🥳✨

I love Ratchet so much (especially G1) but wanna know what I've seen through all Ratchet's? Their forearms. SUCH LOVELY THICK FOREARMS FOR HOLDING his ARMS thick and lovely and BEAUTIFUL can we get some ratchet showing off his forearms? Maybe multiple ratchet's comparing forearms and Drift drooling?

Mandatory TFA Dratchet. I think about that grandpa's big arms at least twice a day.

The defining characteristics of a good Ratchet are the thickness of his arms and the volume of his tits. G1 and IDW are both prime quality Ratchet specimens.

Why even kidnap a medic when you don’t even listen to his advice

I’ve been thinking about how birth happens for sparklings with no physical bodies, I’d imagine it would be a lot easier?

Ahh classic Megatron having a more difficult time then he has too because he won't listen to other people

Newborns feed directly off their creators spark which will be slightly modified to accommodate something feeding off it, they also can move freely on their parents armor, if placed on the ground they can’t move and will eventually fizzle out of existence if left alone long enough

Sparklings grow from a ball of electricity to a ball of electricity with limbs that can move without their parents, eventually forming a soft frame when they’re old enough, that armor then flakes off over time for bigger armor or they do it all at once, like a crab (I still haven’t decided). Once they shed into their final size it is totally safe for them to modify their frame

Idk if you're doing art requests if not you can just ignore this ask for now

But can you deserve g1 Ironhide please?

Just a clip (dunno if I’m using the right word, English is not my first language) about couples/friends in Lost Light. Ships including Nautiskids/Cygate/rwcd/dratchet/brainstormquark/opsw and maybe megarod.

Anyway just anything that has appeared in the comic.

Ha-ha JRo don’t lemme catch you:)

Bgm: Six feet under——Billie Eilish

the sillies...

Have some Ratchets and some Ratchet related posts that I had in my drafts

I told my friend that I saw a car that reminded me of Ratchet and it wasn’t an ambulance, she told me that at some point people are going to believe I actually want to fuck a car

Hasboro should hire me for writing a show look at my very detailed season one plan:

Ep1: Ratchet introduction episode

Ep2: Ratchet and humans

Ep3: Ratchet and his friends

Ep4: Ratchet vs Decepticons

Ep5: Ratchet battles his inner demons

Ep6: Ratchet beach episode

Ep7: Ratchet throws a party

Ep8: Ratchet becomes god

Ep9: Ratchet goes back to school

Ep10: Ratchet goes though revelations on his purpose, the futility of war and his role of perpetuating the cycle through his job

Ep11: Starscream slips on a banana peel and dies

Ep12: Ratchet sex episode

Ratchet shot up on my top ten fav transformers list so quickly the rest of my list is in shambles, Starscream is still no 1 though, someone get him off there

When I was looking at toy listings I would always see an in stock ironhide toy next to an out of stock Ratchet that’s double the price, poor guy.

If Hasboro lets transformers go into public domain in 2075 I will release a Ratchet hentai game and a megastar sex tape

It's done! Now I can finally move on to other drawings lol