I'm Sorry, But Is It Just Me Who Absolutely Loves How Simon Talks About Maddie And How Much He Loves

misty gaslighting shauna for so long and actually being the one to lock her in the freezer was so funny and on brand of them not gonna lie. poodle needed to calm her doberman down for real

wym ben wouldve been my moms age 😟

rest in peace Mr.“fuck them kids” you were a real one

Im tired

Tired of chasing you

tired of trying to be the perfect person for you.

always concerned with how you feel,

never wanting to make a wrong move;

but, you make all the wrong moves

without a care in the world.

Its all about you,

always had been,

always will be.

- C. Peach

I coast through life

switching back and forth

from auto pilot.

Like a baby with no object permanence.

- C. Peach

stealing from twitter

rest in peace to the funniest mfs on this show, they hate to see a bad bitch living

but yea shes normal, her likes boring

My spiritual advisor told me I had something weighing me down and it's definitely not the time I held a woman captive, befriended her, promised I'd give her daughter the tape of our crimes on which she'd recorded a touching farewell message, ritually sacrificed her, ate her, faked my own death, assumed a new identity, befriended the daughter, married her, and had a child. It's the literal tape that's making me feel bad. I better send it to the most violent and paranoid person I've ever met.

so far the explanations for sophie nelisse not believing jackieshauna are either she’s deeply closeted and thinks that’s just what girls who are friends do, she was told by the writers to keep jackieshauna under wraps no matter what, or french people are just Like That.

And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.