I Drew A Relatable Artist Meme

AND BOOM, THAT FACT DESTROYED MY DAY (again) just emotional damage ngl

When your just goofing around but then you remember that Leonard Nimoy died when him and Shatner weren’t on speaking terms and now they never will be again.

Okay so maybe yall can explain it to me because I’m still new here

So before I watched Star Trek, there seemed to be this ongoing joke about Captain Kirk being a “fatass” like Family Guy, Epic Rap Battles of History and I think even Robot Chicken (don’t quote me on this) made this joke and I don’t get it. Like is Kirk “fat” by 60s standards or does William Shatner just gain weight as the show goes on because you know, he’s fucking human ?

Like I even saw a Reddit post from 2 years ago trying to claim Kirk is “chubby” and “wearing a girdle” and using these photos as reference and he looks like a regular fucking dude so I’m confused. Like he’s not fat and even if he was that’s not a bad thing at all so I don’t get why certain fans have been assholes about this for so fucking long. Like he’s fine. He looks like he’s average weight. And then there’s claims his shirts just make him “look fat” like the green shirt, when he literally looks the same.

I don’t know maybe I’m crazy but Kirk looks absolutely fine and even if he was “fat” that shouldn’t be something to riff on, especially now in 2025 but people still do it.

Took mini Spock on a shopping outing 😌

I need to yap about today lol, I don’t really journal but I just felt like I have too. I swear it’s all because I brought Spock along.

I have a neocities sure but not a proper way to journal there yet.

Around 11 am: For some reason a day before this shopping outing, I thought to myself, “You know, I’m gonna take mini Spock with me. Maybe snap some pictures with him.” And so before we left I took him out of the box and placed him in my bag, I felt sad for the others (Kirk, Sulu, and Uhura) but I wasn’t going to take all 4 of them lol. And with that, we were off!

Around 1:20 pm I think: So I live in Texas, and on our way to Terrell, we stopped by the Caton flea market and looked around. Thankfully today had such good weather, it was a bit hot but there was a cool breeze every now and then. Nothing really of interest to us (the same old same old really lol), but I did get two cool shirts and this Star Trek Beyond Spock Funko! After checking out one last building, I spotted Spock on a table while leaving and I was like “😮” but I kept walking as I was conflicted whether I wanted to buy him or not. My brain finally made up its mind and I went back!

Now I lowkey need to hunt for Kirk and McCoy lol.

Around 3:00 pm: We make it to Terrell and took Spock to a magical place 🥹 Final pic goes hard. We also went to Chili’s beforehand and I had such a good burger 😋 I was so full but I was so hungry too lol.

5:30 pm: And with that, Mr. Spock made it home safely with a bigger alt universe version of himself. Back to his friends, to be trapped in their box until I decide to take one of them out for another trip. Sometimes I’m nice and let them out when I’m home lol.

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

go white boy goooo

WHAT WAS THAT I JUST SAW???? OMG WHAT????? HUH WHAT LEVEL OF WTF IS THAT????

The funniest thing I've seen in the star trek fandom is women in their 50s+ calling William Shatner "The Shat" in Facebook comments thirsting over him.

"The Shat's looking good here 🥰"

The SHAT

Barbara PLEASE DONT CALL HIM THAT

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hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second