𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐜-𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲

size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

You two are such fuckin' drama queens. Even when you and Simon are angry with each other (or, rather, you're angry with Simon and he's... rolling his eyes like the drama queen that he is), you still want and need your daily dose of love and affection, 'cause how else will you two function?

So yes, even when you've pissed each other off, where the hell do you two think you're going without having a good morning kiss? Where did it all go wrong?

And when Simon's been exiled to the couch for the 38484975th time, you're right there with him because what the fuck do you mean he has to go to sleep without you in his arms? Who will you glare at affectionately when he hogs the covers?

Hell, angry cuddles are the best cuddles because why else would Simon lovingly hate the way you bury your face in his neck when you're the big spoon because he's highkey lowkey ticklish in that area?

Just fuckin' dramatic, I swear.

if i had a nickel for every time a beloved childhood friend you grew up with "died" and became a villain with a metal arm i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

sylus dancing off beat because he canonically has a hard time (cannot recognize) recognizing melodies and patterns

like what do you MEAN, how do i recover from this 😭 my precious dragon baby

"After everything you have done. How will you sleep at night?"

"Next to my wife."