Well Look Who It Is. My Old Friend. The Conses Of My Quences.

So I saw this tweet and came up with a terrible TMA/RQG crossover that absolutely no one asked for. Enjoy!

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“Morning, you.” Martin wandered into the kitchen, towelling his hair dry. “What are you doing up so early?” 

“I made you tea,” Jon said, almost shyly. “And I thought we could go to the markets later, see if they have that yarn you want.”

“That sounds lovely.” Martin smiled and moved in to claim a kiss. “Did you actually make it to bed at some point?”

Jon shifted guiltily and started mumbling something about research deadlines, when suddenly there was a nauseating feeling of all the air in the room expanding, a loud woosh and Jon blinked out of existence.

“Oh no, not again,” Martin muttered and started the timer. 

*****

The fight was not going well. 

Firstly, their extra muscle had scarpered at the first sign of trouble. Shades of Figgis, Zolf had muttered, to blank looks from everyone except Hamid, who had given him a pale smile.

Secondly, Wilde’s intelligence—and Zolf was using that term very, very, loosely—had predicted little to no resistance, despite the hoards of heavily armed thugs currently trying to kill them.

And thirdly, and thirdly, a strange man in strange clothes had just teleported into the middle of the fight, just when the party had been driven to take cover behind some hastily constructed barricades. 

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Here’s the Prologue to Arc 1! The small start to a BIG series. Hope you enjoy!

-rtismic

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I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

My favorite Scooby Doo villain? Janus Sanders.

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

Calling all Brits on this hellsite.

We all saw Elon Musk do the nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. We know that he is influencing and fanning the flames of right wing political parties.

And that very well may include ours.

Because Elon Musk has pledged to donate $100 million to the Reform party. He has since mentioned that it might be hard to give such a large sum now.

But I don’t think we should take our chances. And I think we can agree that letting billionaires influence our countries politics is a terrible idea.

If you also agree here’s a link to a Parliament petition.

It calls for the government to remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies).

As it is a parliament petition the government are required to debate it in parliament. But for that to happen it needs to reach 100,000 signatures.

Non British folk I’m afraid you guys can’t sign but I encourage you guys to reblog so that more people can see this.

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable