I Turn 30 Next Month So Here’s What I Learned In My 20s:

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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3 months ago
Hilda By Duane Bryers
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Hilda By Duane Bryers
Hilda By Duane Bryers
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1 year ago

me: you should allow for disability in your utopias

tumblr: in my utopia disability does not exist because disability is a social phenomenon <3

you are missing the point the point is being missed so much and I am so tired. most utopian visions of the future do not account for anyone who is not able-bodied. sure, maybe you’re on the extreme end of the social model, but you still have to look around and wonder where all the wheelchairs and white canes and sign languages have gone

it’s not progressive or interesting to say your utopia has no disability because all disabilities are social if you’re not going to take this point seriously. there is a huge gaping hole in the popular ideas of a perfect future, and that hole is full of the disabled people supposed “progressives” shoved out of their way

2 weeks ago
"An old professor of mine had this great thing.  -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2
He said "On the level of individuals and civilization,-Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2
"personality predates ideology."-Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2
Meaning that before you were a fascist,-Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2
you were a bully and an asshole.-Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

1 year ago
Grumble Grumble…

Grumble grumble…

1 year ago
“Sometimes,” said Julia, “I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.”
― Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited, quote edited by @wedarkacademia

- Evelyn Waugh, from Brideshead Revisited (1945)

1 year ago
"Capitalism Allows You To Follow Your Dreams. Socialism Forces You To Give Up Your Dreams."

"Capitalism allows you to follow your dreams. Socialism forces you to give up your dreams."

Yeah. Keep telling yourself that.

1 month ago
I Copy Pasted Parts Of This But I Do Hand Letter Everything, Because While I'm Trying To Work Easier

I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

1 year ago

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

1 year ago
Ok Now Do NYT Columnists

Ok now do NYT columnists

8 months ago
I Keep Thinking Of This

i keep thinking of this

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