No, I Dont Lose Hyperfixations. Theyre Just Moved To A Different, Slightly Less Used, Shelf In My Brain.

ok kids repeat after me

vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic

ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic

rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic

hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive

be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok

Brennan "unionize your workers" lee mulligan briefly breaking character to tell vic that they can get in trouble for firing without cause

hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

Devil on my shoulder: We have work in eight hours if we go to sleep right now we'll be reasonably rested in time to do labor

Angel on my shoulder: We need to see more of this canned fish reviewer guy's youtube channel. He's got something special going on.

i keep thinking of this

a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

Writing: The only job where your coworkers are fictional people who constantly sass you.